The Dayton L. Kitchens thread with only positive things.

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  1. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    "The hero of Dayton, the man they call lame!"
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  2. gul

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  3. Chiroptera

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    Dayton never molested geezers at his father's nursing home. Although he might have winked at a burly, macho orderly.
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Shame!
    The man we all shame!
    He s smacked the dumb bitch and he called her a whore,
    Stood up for the man while his family stayed poor,
    Our ire for him now ain't that hard to explain,
    The zero of Wordforge,
    The man we all shame!
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    Welcome back! :)
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  7. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Younger days? He already looks about 45 there!
  8. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I don't think he's firing on all cylinders. That picture with the tiny football is just begging for a Chardman treatment.

    And as far as that goes, folks, even though it's Red Room, show the sense Dayton lacks, and ignore the pictures of his family members.
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  9. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Unhealthy lifestyle will do that. He looks older than me in that picture, but looks about 15 years younger than he does in recent pictures. But Chronologically, I think he's only a few years older than I am, so he'd have to be in his mid or even early 30s in that picture. That's what comes from not enough exercise.
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  10. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Oh now you tell me.

    I've ready posted them on Tinder.
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  11. Chardman

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    Tinder?!? I'd never screw w/ his family that way, but the pictures of Dayton himself will soon be appearing on Grindr, and on Craig's List under the listings for "Male to Male Encounters".
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  12. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    What kind of father, given the content of Dayton's posts, posts his underage daughter's photos on a message board without her permission? Not a "wonderful, loving" father. I hope for her sake she never comes across this site. Yes, that's a "positive thing," @Dayton3. It's a - probably pointless because, as I've said before, I believe you to be unteachable - attempt to make you realize that everything isn't about you, and that if you really were "wonderful" and "loving" you would not post photos of your daughter on WF.

    Now, go ahead and explain how you're justified in doing that. :bailey:
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    I would agree that posting pictures of your family in the Red Room is asking for trouble. I wouldn't do that but you know someone here would.

    So a nice thing about Dayton. He is very trusting of his fellow WordForgers.
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    It's not all bad.


    She is doing very well on Tindr.
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    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Not certain given my daughter is 15.
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    That information will be useful on tinder.
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  18. Dayton Kitchens

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    What is tinder?
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    An app where chaps can go to browse a selection of incubators.
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I don't know much about it, but according to some posts up thread, your daughter's picture is all over it.

    The point, by the way, is that negative creeps will be negative creeps with the information you post. Openness and honesty are good, but you need to temper that with a bit of common sense.
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  21. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    What?

    Your ignorance of how the Internet works is more reason you need to dial it back on posting personal information.
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    Whoever put the picture on tinder is just as much of a cunt as Dayton is for posting it here.
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  24. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Hold your horses, there. I don't beleive anybody has done more than joke about it. That doesn't mean it was a good idea for Dayton to post it.
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  25. The Original Faceman

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    Nonsense. She's going to meets young Arab man in 30 minutes in an ally behind a Burger King in Ontario.
  26. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I don't see people at Wordforge being all that interested in hurting a fellow members family here deliberately. I don't discount it but it isn't the first thing that springs to mind.

    Years ago when I put my daughters picture on My Diary thread I was warned about all the "creeps and perverts" out there but I pointed out my daughters picture had been in the local newspaper and according to the websites that track that kind of stuff, there are plenty of convicted sex offenders within a short drive or long walk from where we lived at that time. I doubt that has changed in the years since.

    Admittedly, I've probably relied on my violent reputation to protect my family probably longer than I should have.
  27. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Yes. It's time for you to buy a gun. And keep it loaded at all times in a place easily accessible in your house. Kitchen table perhaps.
  28. Dayton Kitchens

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    I'm happy with my shotgun. And Amy and Annalee have practiced loading and firing it as well.
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    "Violent reputation"?
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