The Dayton L. Kitchens thread with only positive things.

One day, Chardman.

One. Fine.

Day.

Shake your little head all you want, but the sentiment expressed in that image macro is wholly appropriate for addressing pretty much anything that Dayton says.

I had people at school convinced that in a fistfight when I was in Texas I set a guy on fire. Story really made the rounds.

Sounds like the people in Arkansas are even less intelligent than I had believed.

So it's untrue?

Ya know... Dayton is convinced what he's posting in here is positive in someway.

So you lied to increase your profile?

I had been reading about how falsehoods can become the dominant narrative and decided to experiment with it. I suppose you can spin it however you like.

I would never lie about who I am. It's a sin.

No. I've given up on most of the people at wordforge being willing to post things that are positive about me by any reasonable standard or portray me in an undeniably favorable light.

Leviticus 19:11 You shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another.

What if you don't deserve to be portrayed in "an undeniably favourable light"?

Then we have a difference of opinion.

In regards to your quote from Leviticus, while perhaps useful it is Old Testament. I would no more rely on that for a moral belief than I would admonitions in Leviticus against homosexuality.

New Testament or bust.

You forget that this thread is the first thing somebody finds when they google your name.

So you pick and choose which bits to apply to yourself?

And there, ladies and gentlemen, is example No. 76,438,384,492,554,940 of the farce that is religion and why it is for the weak minded.

I know for a fact that anything unfavorable that is said about you is true, and that what is posted on here about you is also true.

I know I should feel really, really bad about that.

But I don't. Dayton did want this thread started, and I did do as he asked. I am not responsible for the content of it. But again, nothing negative was said until he started posting in this thread.

You know, if Dayton had a shred of common sense and a sense of humour he probably could've turned this thread to his advantage and if anyone found it thought that he was a pretty easy going guy. But it seems that is beyond him, and it's because he has absolutely no capacity to put himself in the shoes of others and think about how he might come across to others.

Posts #1, 3, 5, 14, 15, 16 were IIRC all deliberately meant to be insulting and demeaning. Don't pretend you don't know that.

That's not how I remember it, why must you put a negative spin on positive things.

Do you have no sense of humour at all?

Liar. Post 5 was definitely a positive.

Emasculation is no joke.

Dayton seems to enjoy coaching football.

I thought you people were big on the ten commandments as you are always trying to post them in government buildings. Heck, I welcome your new found disregard for the old testimony because the new testimony doesn't say a single thing about gays.

Paul condemns it in the New Testament.

Yeah, but Paul was a shithead.