The DeSantis is a Corrupt Bastard Thread

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  1. Jenee

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    Not exclusively, no. However, FF obviously is guilty of something. Something so horrific that his subconscious mind has associated it with the enslavement of an entire section of the populace. and because he doesn't want to feel that guilt, he has convinced himself that anyone saying slavery happened must be trying to harm him. So, if all black people tell him slavery happened, all black people are trying to harm him. A self-fulfilling prophesy.
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  3. Ten Lubak

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    Ron Desantis has banned nicknames in school without parental permission

    It's insane (and a bit funny) that Republicans don't see what Desantis is doing is straight out of a hardcore communist's playbook
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  4. Jenee

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    I am so fucking sick of this nonsense. @Uncle Albert and @Steal Your Face (Fucking Federal Farmer - NO NICKNAMES!!) Can we please stop listening to Karens from Florida exclaiming "won't someone think of the children"?
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    I have gone by a nick name since I was 8. It would drive me nuts to be called my full name by someone who isn't my mom.
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    They won't stop bullies from calling you names, but god forbid some little girl wants to go by name normally reserved for boys.


    Fuck me.
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  7. Uncle Albert

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    I reject any insistance that I must support silly bullshit like this to deny lunatic cause-head teachers the option of indoctrinating their captive audience with their personal brand of gender politics.
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  8. Jenee

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    Then lets just end all public schooling.
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  9. Jenee

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    And while we're at it, let's get rid of public policemen as well. They're also out there operating without impunity. Killing dogs, people, shutting down children's lemonade stands ...
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  10. Diacanu

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    That's what Desantis wants.
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    Fuck Desantis. Get rid of him too.
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  12. Uncle Albert

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    Capital idea. :techman:
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    Only if I am then allowed to shoot porch pirates and cat/con thieves on sight.
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    I am pretty sure they will allow a cishet girl to go by the nickname fuck me. However, they would probably want her to be asian, or at least dress like an asian schoolgirl as that seems to be ok with the right wing pedophiles.
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    let us just get rid of him and leave your masochism kink out of this.
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    Those are some new dog whistles for brown people.
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    As they deserve.
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    Show us on the doll where the woke touched you.

    (You do support this btw, you repeatedly confirmed that if a student wants to be referred to by a different name it shouldn't be allowed without first consulting parents)
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    Re-gendering someone's child without their knowledge or consent cannot in good faith be compared to merely using a nickname. I bet you'd all be pissed if some teacher secretly indoctrinated your kid into a religion or political affiliation you dislike.
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    So it's fine to use a nickname, so long as the teacher feels the name still accurate conveys whether the student has a penis or vagina, got it.
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    THINK OF THE CHILDREN!! WE CAN’T ALLOW CHRISTIANS TO INDOCTINATE THEM IN CLASSROOMS ACROSS THE COUNTRY!!!!
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    right thing, wrong reason. I have seen teachers make up horrible nicknames for kids and promote the class using them. The most likely reason a teacher would be held accountable is for giving a male student a female nickname to shame them for not being physical enough. Given the number of asshole teachers who would do that compared to the number of trans kids, I wouls say the law could actually be good if the child were to complain to make it be used against the teacher. How many teachers have given kids with ethnic names nicknames because they couldn't pronounce the kid's name? my parents named me and my sister with odd names and teachers and admin constantly did that sort of thing. My name is fucking 5 letters and real easy to pronounce and teachers still decided their own version of it.
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    Aqgain, the far more likely this law is to fall down on whypipo. Think about Addams Family 2 where the white counselors couldn't pronounce Jamal. That is not even a joke as much as a reference to how white teachers maul names outside of their tiny cultural bubble.

    I cannot wait for kids with non-american white names to start suing their teachers in florida. The teachers who are left here in florida are increasingly the anti-woke trumpistas. there are a shit ton of different ethnicities down here. Now all of a sudden they have a weapon against the white shitbag asshole who gets angry at them for having the wrong type of name. I brought that one up with my parents who both taught in the florida schools and they got a smile thinking of how that would be used against the assholes who taught with them.

    Eat some popcorn because this bitch is made to fuck white bully teachers far more than a few trans kids.
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    And I suppose the version of U.S. history that my parents got in school wasn't intended to fit an ideology-driven narrative?
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    Sure, yeah. There's no difference between a nickname and using someone else's kids in your identity politics LARP. That's totally an honest take, worthy of serious consideration.

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    Angry bald white guy on the internet is an identity.
    Screaming like a spanked newborn day in day out for 20 years on their behalf is identity politics.
    Thinking this routine makes you a Viking is identity politics LARPing.

    You hate "pink hairs" because they're you coming from the left instead of the right.
    The only reason you're fanatical right instead of fanatical left, is the right just got to you first.
    It's a cosmic coin flip, and deep down you know it, and it makes you squirm.
    I wager the timelines where you're either/or are an even 50-50, and the ones where you're not fanatical about anything are fucking zero.
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  27. Diacanu

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    Righties never apply "identity politics" to themselves, because like every other shitty insult term they come up with, it's another fucking dog whistle.
    And everyone sees right through this one.
    Go back to the drawing board, fellas.
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    I’m not sure it is a nickname. Just because your parents named you Benedict Faceman III might not be why everyone calls you Dick Face.
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    You wager what, junior? Your allowance? :lol: Fuck off.

    I don't hate the wild hair colors, but it IS a fairly reliable sign of a lunatic pain in the ass who is not worth engaging.
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  30. Diacanu

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    Sides of a coin.
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