The Fourth Biennial Wordforge Election Prediction Thread!

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  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    I may have to go back and read this thread now. :diacanu:
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  2. gturner

    gturner Banned

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    If the seats are missing does that mean four Representatives have to stand?
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  3. gturner

    gturner Banned

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    Newsweek printed out 125,000 of these, but only seven sold before they were hastily recalled.

    [​IMG]

    Hillary even signed some of them.
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  4. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Damn! Two colored guys in a row!
  5. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Oh, how I wish I could get one of those. Newsweek should sell 'em on eBay.
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  6. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    Before or after you sit on your celebratory corral of dicks? :)
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  7. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    How homophobic of you.
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  8. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Bah. He was already lined up for that this weekend. :brokeback:
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  9. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Why pull it? "News"week hasn't been an actual news source in over a decade. Why not just continue living in an alternate reality, where Hillary won?
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  10. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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  11. markb

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    I guess that's just how I roll, Sugar Tits.
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  12. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    For those of you listening at home, we do NOT have a winner.

    The final results in the California 7th and 49th (both very close, with mail-in ballots still being counted), the Louisiana 4th (going to a runoff December 10) and the Louisiana Senate race (same runoff date) will determine the outcome. I will run the numbers again after the California races are decided to see if we have a winner at that point or it comes down to Louisiana.
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  13. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    This is an outrage!!! :mob:

    Why are we letting these incompetent parts of the country determine who wins the Wordforge elections? :mob:


    I demand we get rid of the results and declare me the winner.

    Bow before my genius. :hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail: :zod:

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  14. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    Zombies cannot hold office. It's discriminatory against the undead, but that's just the way it is. Sorry. :(
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  15. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    OUTRAGEOUS! :mad:

    How dare you exclude the metabolically challenged?
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  16. Zombie

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    It's okay. We'll just serve him up with a side of vomit.
  17. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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  18. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    So, with the recent publicity about faithless electors, is it really fair to call this before the EC actually votes next week?
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  19. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    If they did happen to flip the result then a mistaken forum thread is far from the top of things you will have to worry about.
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  20. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    Meh, looks like any change would affect the top 3 equally anyway, with no overtake opportunity, unless theres a 70-ish vote swing.
  21. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I don't think even Republicans would touch entitlements.
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  22. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    So what's up with this thread?

    Still counting hanging chads?

    :calli:
  23. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Nope, Dayton won.
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  24. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Please don't publicly reveal my kink.
  25. Order2Chaos

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    K, I think we're done here.