The Omnibus P01135809 Criminal Investigation Thread

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  1. Eightball

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    Then ofcourse is the crazy burial place for Ivana, on the golf course. She was cremated. What else is in the coffin?
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    Going to be a long 6+ days till whatever censored version of the affidavit the DOJ can negotiate with the judge gets released.
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    On the one hand I hope it is true that paranoia is tearing the Trump Family apart.

    But to be honest only someone with the hubris and (lack of) intelligence of Trump could believe that the FBI couldn’t find a safe they had oh so cleverly hidden.
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  7. Steal Your Face

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    Consider it a confession.
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    Am I the only one who thinks the rich dude who own a resort and stays there a lot probably has multiple safes on site and stash places for cash in his offices, rooms, and other places where he keeps his valuables? Also I would be pretty sure that there would be a closed circuit security camera watching the fucking thing with multiple backups of the footage. I have never been in american hitler's resort, but I am sure I could have walked through and found the safe myself because it is there.

    Trump is a fucking idiot because I would have had pictures of what I was bragging about while the actual documents would have been in a safe you did not know was where it was. We are somewhat lucky trump is treated so special that he never thought to secure any of these things where the FBI would not find them. I do not know if it was the nuclear codes or not, but if it was he could have snapped a picture on his phone to show his friends and then put them somewhere he knew they would always be.

    I think part of what he is pissed about is they got all of the stuff he wanted as a prize, and he was the one who made it so obvious. A regular person would have hidden their prizes so even if they went to jail they still knew they had those things and no one else could get them. This is why the donald is a stupid criminal, and he loses his power plays all the time.
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    and frankly, it's a little unfair to Jenee.
    I mean, she has to deal with UA for conversation, so there's a certain amount of glibness to be expected from that. And she doesn't pretend to be an authority on anything, least of all shit she doesn't understand.

    FF is more like Baby Dayton with self aggrandizement and a presumptions of authority...
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    Im still think its a good possibility it was Ivana but the thought of Jared and Ivanka being found in a pink Caddilac under a bridge in NYC would add a lot to the storyline.
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    Nah, Jared benefitted too much. Even if you turn in papa-in-law for immunity, you ain’t keeping the $2 billion you got paid for the nuclear secrets he sold.
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    Jared also doesn't want to end up in prison like his old man did.
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    That is my thinking as well. I also suspect the $2B isn’t just for past deeds but an investment for the future. Trump no future means the Saudis invest elsewhere.
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    Well even Foxnews has on opinion piece up now saying the Mar-a-Lago search was justified

    https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/trump-mar-a-lago-search-justified

    What are Trump/Foxnews sycophants @Bill Carson and @TheLonelySquire going to do now?
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  15. Steal Your Face

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    What am I going to do? I'm going to ask you to quote me saying the search wasn't justified.
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  16. Ten Lubak

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    Dude. You literally posted an article the other day that said this:

    :lol:
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  17. Steal Your Face

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    Quote me where I said the search wasn't justified.
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  18. Ten Lubak

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    I've quoted all I need to to completely support my initial claim. I'm sorry you don't like it, but it is what it is :)
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    Quote me saying the search wasn't justified.
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  20. Ten Lubak

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    Your daily owning is complete. It's probably time for you to go whine like a bitch about Star Trek in MC
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  21. Steal Your Face

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    No, I think it's time for me to log out and stop posting here.
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  22. Ten Lubak

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    Even better!
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    Door.

    Arse.
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    He'll be back just like the pathetic POS he is.

    Give him a minute to cry and debase himself in the real world.
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    That would be when you posted and endorsed the piece that Ten Lubak quoted.

    Several of us at the time did note that the contents of it went against what you had changed to saying as more info was coming out, however you chose to double down on its contents, saying:

    Now, to your credit you did shift from saying it was politically motivated to it being justified in the days after it happened. However you did also endorse the opinion that it was unjustified, whether or not that was your intent.
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    Where are you getting that?

    Signature block of the complaint is:
    (spacing and typo issues from OCR)
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    People are focusing on the Pro Se section of this document, which apparently was a typo/error (though I'd love it if it wasn't).

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    might wanna do some self reflection while you're gone.
    you're a bit of a jerk
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