The Republican Speakership battle

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    I thought Diane Feinstein was dead.
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    I don't think you could pay Andy Serkis enough to play Feinstein :bailey:
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    LOL, Gaetz is tired of all the back-room politics going on blocking Gym Jordan from getting a vote called.

    That leopard has GOT to be full of faces by now. The faces can't turn to faeces fast enough, albeit Gaetz' face looks like shit to start with.
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    I was gonna ask if there was a difference between 'faces' and 'faeces' in this instance.
    With no disparagement meant to Face. This time. :dendroica:
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    Well, that doesn’t sound ominous.
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    There's already 13 no votes against Jordan, which means he won't be speaker. Fox News cut away from the continuing debacle on the House floor.

    Hakeem Jeffries got the most votes for Speaker, at 212.
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    Oh, for fuck's sakes.

    Just make Hakeem Jeffries the speaker and get it over with.
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    Lmao our democracy needs to be overhauled so badly
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    McCarthy came back from a worse result to win, but only by giving Gaetz his "single vote to move to dismiss" demand. Jordan would be a fucking idiot to do that - well, a different kind of fucking idiot.
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    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Yeah, 15 votes, had to sell his soul. And he was down 19 votes on the first try, Jordan is down 20.

    I'm not thinking this gets resolved any time soon. Republican voters have voted in the Idiocrats, and they can't govern. At all.
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    Seriously time for a third political party in America, especially when the Republican party brass can't keep its own members in line.

    I propose the new party be named the Mongoloid Retards of America. :soma:
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    This is all the dem's fault for being an alternative to the worst of the worst. If they would just get rid of all their standards and vote for the most extremist terrorist supporter this wouldn't be happening. How dare they do exactly what the reps would do if a dem candidate was run. Don't they know that it will all come down on their heads for voting for their voters when the next election comes because everyone knows Republicans never fuck up?

    If the repugs just blame the dems a few times more I am sure everyone is going to realize this is all Biden's fault.

    At any rate the only way to win for the repugs is for Jordan to win because they will never get the extremists like MTG, Bobert, an Rapey McForehead to go with a moderate. The only other hope is for a few repugs to kill their election chances to get the government going and elect a dem. I figure a few dems will break loose and go for Jordan before that happens because Biden Bros are really there for their repug comrads.
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    I can't see any Democrats voting for Jordan. There are plenty who would vote for a moderate Republican for speaker, but no such creature exists anymore.
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    Jim Jordan, making sure child molesters are old christian white guys who hate drag even though they love to wear dresses.
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    CHAVEZ-DEREMER votes MCCARTHY. 4 defections.

    https://bsky.app/profile/joshuajfriedman.com/post/3kbzzxrwaht2s

    Gym Jordan isn’t going to get it this round.

    Be interesting to see if his margin grows or shrinks. Some holdouts were saying they thought this vote would be worse than yesterday’s. Some were willing to hold their nose and vote for him just to move the House forward but once it is clear he won’t make it won’t do it again.
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    Based on unproven allegations.
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    You mean like the ones about Hunter Biden? Or that Hillary had people killed? Or that OJ murdered Nicole Brown?
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    Whataboutism.
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    It’s so cute when you learn a term and decide to start using it, instead of responding to the actual subject.

    Why do you find those unproven allegations believable but not the ones against Jordan?
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