Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

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  1. Raoul the Red Shirt

    Raoul the Red Shirt Professional bullseye

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    Not that I want to give whoever wrote the e-mail credit, but it's not a contradiction in terms that the media is lying about what the polls show and that it will be an uphill battle to win the critical states.

    The truth could be that the media is lying about the polls, the media is firmly in Biden's corner, and that accurate polls would show the races to be a tossup or to favor Trump.

    Those lies would then change from what should be a fair fight or even one that favors Trump if accurate polls were taken to an uphill battle because a) people might be swayed to vote against Trump or stay home and not vote for Trump by these biased polls and b) the biased polls are just the tip of the iceberg of what the Fake News media will do to try to stop Trump from winning in the critical states.
  2. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Oh hey, you're back! :mrsa:

    I assumed you were busy with all the cases in the UK?
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  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Doesn't surprise me in the least.
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    I always figured that was the case. Most people, including Trump, thought Clinton was going to win.

    Now he's like the dog that caught the car. :jayzus:
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  6. Tuckerfan

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    So who is Cohen covering for this time?

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  7. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    :mrsa:

    Not as such, long story that's nowhere near interesting enough to derail the thread, not when this Trump movie's getting interesting.....
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  8. Asyncritus

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    My guess is that the really interesting part will start on the 4th of November.

    And we probably won't like that part very well... :(
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  9. Tuckerfan

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  10. Jenee

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    Pretty sure that was common knowledge from the get-go. The first couple days after the inauguration, it was reported that he refused to leave The Residence.
  11. Raoul the Red Shirt

    Raoul the Red Shirt Professional bullseye

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  13. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Back on topic: Fourth email just arrived. Subject line? RED IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR.

    My response?

    YOU LIKE RED? HERE'S SOME RED FOR YOU: YOU LIED; 194,679 AMERICANS DIED.

    I should probably start a separate thread for this...
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  16. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Email #5 (the "match" offer is back up to 800%):

    Our Nation needs you.

    I am facing unprecedented challenges from the Fake News media and their Democrat Partners.

    With just over 50 days until the Election, they are coming after me more viciously than EVER before. It’s NEVER going to stop, which is why I’m counting on YOUR support during this critical time.

    For a short time, when you step up and contribute ANY AMOUNT, your gift will be 800%-MATCHED! See below.

    I can’t offer this exclusive opportunity to everyone, Margaret, so please, do not share this.
    Please contribute ANY AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY and your gift will be 800%-MATCHED. >>

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    CONTRIBUTE $20 = $180

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    CONTRIBUTE $15 = $135

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    CONTRIBUTE $10 = $90

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    CONTRIBUTE $5 = $45

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    CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT

    That’s right, Margaret. Contribute ANY AMOUNT and it will be MATCHED by 800%.

    Please contribute ANY AMOUNT by 11:59 PM TONIGHT and your gift will automatically receive an 800%-MATCHING check.
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  17. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I mean, it's pretty obvious to everyone that he's funneling money from his campaign at this point, right? Everyone in his administration has been on the grift, and he is a notorious grifter.
  18. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pretty obvious to sane people. Not to the True Believers. Jim Jones was a rank amateur compared to this guy...
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  20. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Just got Email #6. Subject line: LAST CALL

    Dare I hope?
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    I got one of those car warranty spam calls the other day. When the woman in the boiler room said it was my "last chance", I did my best to sound excited and said "Really! You promise? I'm really sick of getting these calls!" *hang up beeps* So far, I haven't heard back, so either they gave up or T-Mobiles spam call blocker is working. Nothing wrong with hoping!
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  22. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Oh, damn. Email #7: His Top Secret Short List of Supreme Court nominees... i.e., the ones he announced publicly hours ago. The contribution match is down to 700% again.
  23. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Ok, so which one of you subscribed @garamet to Trump's mailing list? :garamet:
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  24. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pay attention, willya? I explained how it happened. There was a questionnaire from the NRA on one of the news sites I visit, and I couldn't resist answering it. :diablo: Less than 24 hours later, I started getting these :ohnoes: "We're broke! Please send us money!" pleas from Donnie-boy, Eric, and Lara.
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  26. Ten Lubak

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    Wish it was me tbh
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  27. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Awww, too bad I beat you to it.
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  28. Tuckerfan

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    You made Roy Cohn cry! Do you know how hard it is dealing with him in the afterlife when he's not crying?
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  29. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Jeebers... Email #8. Shrieking about Fake News and Sleepy Joe again.
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