Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

Because of course Trump would think the Nobel Prize works like American Idol and is a gigantic, gaudy, gold-plated trophy.

Re: The selling of merch and asking for donations vis a vis the Nobel

He doesn't even try to hide the fact that he's a con man. His supporters simply are too stupid to know, or care.

Yeah, it's a fucking medal, not a cup!


Obviously his mooks can't photoshop well enough to do that.

Oh, do it! Send him 2 cents (I think he'll understand the message). It says "any amount", after all. That will then give you the right to give him advice. I'm sure we can all help you think of advice to give him, if you need any input...

If @garamet gives Donald Trump 2 cents and then he wins the election, you just know she's going to be held fully responsible on Wordforge for everything he does subsequently.

Uh, do they realize that the only way to keep this promise is if only 1 person sends anything?

Oh, we're going to do that anyway, with or without the 2 cents, now that we know that she is one of his most dedicated supporters. And we have the word of the "President of the United States" himself on that.

Of course, if garamet is one of the most dedicated, and she can't stand his guts, that doesn't say much about the rest of them...

I second this. In addition, 4 cents should be sent to the Biden campaign to offset the damage. I am prepared to join a crowdfunding effort to make this happen and contribute 1 cent to the whole.

Oh, wait, I am not allowed to donate in US elections. Never mind then. So sorry.

Send me 5 euros for postage and handling, and I'll take care of the 1-cent contrubution for you...

They aren't allowed to accept your donation. Don't know if you're prohibited from trying. They'd have to issue a refund. I wonder what sort of fees a 1¢ donation and its subsequent refund incur...

Technically, no.

A. They could define "top" loosely enough so that it includes practically everyone.
B. Even if defined as the "number one on the list," they promised that you would "get at the top." They never promised you'd stay there. Their listing could just be an endless King/Queen of the Mountain.

^ IOW, they promise something meaningless.

And here I was going to send my $17,000,000.00 donation right off, so I would be on top of the list they send to Trump, but if it's just so I can be on top for 1.273 seconds until they process someone else's gift, forget about it. I'll use the money to go buy junk food instead, and they sure will feel sorry when I explode and die from an overdose of Twinkies and it's all their fault.

This does seem entirely in line with the rest of the campaign. Can I count on you to match my € 5,- by 800% with an additional payment of € 40,- from your funds to your funds?

Absolutely. I will contribute 40 € to my funds, in honour of you.

Just make your cheque out to "Asyncritus" and mail it to me. The address "somewhere in France" probably ought to do it...

Anywhere that way is somewhere in France from here.

Trump administration siphoned almost $4 million from 9/11 first responders fund

Nu?

Three emails so far today:

#1 For only $45 I can have a limited edition lawn sign! Too bad I don't have a lawn
#2 (Oh, this was fun!) A poll asking what I thought of #mashedpotatohead's job as President. I told him in the little box... in 125 words.
#3 Last chance to get an autographed photo. Did he have one of himself in an orange jumpsuit? I asked.

TBC, apparently.

Come on, don't keep us hanging in suspense...

Well, if you insist:

He began his "career" as New York's Most Egregious Slumlord. He is a liar, a cheat, a misogynist, an adulterer, and a grifter who has wrecked the economy in favor of his wealthy friends, gutted the USPS, appointed a moron to run the Department of Education and more grifters to key positions in his government, and he has the blood of nearly 200,000 Americans dead of COVID-19 on his hands. The men and women who served in the armed forces are not "losers." He is. Prison isn't good enough for him. I fully expect him to claim the election was "rigged" and throw a tantrum when it's time to leave the White House. No more despicable human being has ever sat in the Oval Office.

Have fun in Trump's concentration camp, it was nice knowing you.

BTW, one of the True Believers on FB called me a Satanist this morning. That's a first. I must be doing something right. I recommended he block my posts because consorting with Satanists would endanger his immortal soul.

I wonder if I should tell him Donnie-boy considers me "one of his BIGGEST SUPPORTERS"? Pity whoever has to clean up the mess after his head explodes...

#4:

Wow.

We just checked your donor file, and according to our records, you only need ONE MORE donation to qualify for the Trump Donor Hall of Fame.

DONOR FILE
SUPPORTER: [Name Redacted]
DONATIONS NEEDED: 1

You’ve been such an incredible part of our movement. All you need to do is take the next step to cement your name in history as a member of the prestigious Trump Donor Hall of Fame.

Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT HOUR and get your name cemented in the Trump Donor Hall of Fame.



Wow, indeed. My "donor file." I can't... I just...

Maybe Melania prints off the FEC reports and posts them on the fridge like certificates from kindergarten.

I just did some follow up as part of my job. Guy I spoke to just bought a car as a dealer in Carlsbad and told me his finance guy got into a rant about how no one would need masks if they took hydroxy-whatever it is Trump's been shilling. At closing, no less.

Granted, Carlsbad is one of the reddest parts of the county, but it's still California.

#5: Still peddling the yard sign, but this time it will be autographed! I suggested he send them to the people who've been evicted so they can shelter under them once they're homeless.
#6: "DID YOU SEE OUR NEW AD????" No, but I suggested his minions learn how to spell "Nobel."
#7: Still shilling tickets for the Big Las Vegas Event.
#8: Back to the offer for the "autographed" red MAGA hat.

#9: "Let's flood the airwaves [please send money!!!!]"

I suggested he call Roto-Rooter.