Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

Email #9: The Junior Don chimes in, begging for "any amount" now:

The moment we’ve all been waiting for...

Soon, my father will take the debate stage and go head-to-head with Sleepy Joe. He wants to invite one of his TOP supporters, like YOU, to watch him CRUSH the competition.

Everyone remembers what happened with Crooked Hillary in 2016 - my father wiped the floor with her - and Joe Biden, the Loch Ness Monster of the Swamp, will be no different.

Can you imagine being RIGHT THERE when my father totally OBLITERATES the Left’s pathetic candidate? It’ll be an EPIC moment. If you win, we’ll fly you out to the debate, put you up in a nice hotel, and grant you an EXCLUSIVE VIP ACCESS PASS. Incredible!

Only my father’s VERY BEST supporters are eligible to receive this exclusive offer, so make sure you enter NOW before it’s too late.

Please contribute ANY AMOUNT by 11:59 PM TONIGHT and you’ll be entered to win a chance to watch my father CRUSH Sleepy Joe at a Presidential Debate. >>

Email #1 this morning from Eric telling me how great his dad is. The day is young...

He spelled "grate" wrong...

Email #2: He's printing his own money now:


This email is intended for Margaret.
Do not forward.

Margaret,

This email is for real PATRIOTS ONLY!

You’ve been identified as one of President Trump’s fiercest and most dedicated supporters, and according to your donor file, you’d make an excellent addition to theTrump 1000 Club.

For a short time, when you become a member of theTrump 1000 Club,we’ll even give youPRIORITY-ACCESSto get one of the President’s OFFICIALTrump 1000 Dollar Bills.

The President wants YOU and every other member of our exclusiveTrump 1000 Clubto have something that you can remember forever, which is why he had the incredible idea of creating these limited-editionTrump 1000 Dollar Bills.

These never-before-seen Trump 1000 Dollar Bills are for Trump 1000 Club members ONLY, so do not pass this information on to anyone.

Please contribute $35 or more RIGHT NOW to join the Trump 1000 Club and we’ll send you one of our limited-edition Trump 1000 Dollar Bills. >>

If they only knew...

"This is the stupidest president that has ever held the office.:"

Can't wait until they start offering free Trump steaks or free admission to Trump University!

Well, they're getting in ahead of inflation. Very slightly.

From FB: According to his niece's book, the way to really send him frothing is to refer to him as #MashedPotatoHead. Apparently when he was acting out at a family dinner someone (don't know who - Mary's father, maybe?) dumped mashed potatoes on his head and he's still triggered by it.

Yep, it was his brother. His sister still ribs him about it and the family of that age all chuckle, despite his current lofty post. So it's always a good bet, until he has them outlived or killed.

Email #3. I wonder how many rubes fall for this?



I’m pleased to present to you this invitation to become a member of the Official First Family's Circle.

This is a brand new membership program that’s exclusively for our TOP supporters like YOU, Margaret. I’ve only selected a few Patriots in the entire Nation to join this prestigious group, and YOU are one of them.
Members of theOfficial First Family's Circleare going to be the ones I turn to when I need the advice of those I’m closest to. I’ll be counting on your feedback to guide me these last few weeks heading into November.

Joining theOfficial First Family's Circleis absolutely paramount to our movement’s success, and that’s why I’m calling on YOU to step up and accept my offer. We are only inviting a limited number of Patriots, so don’t miss your chance to be a part of this exclusive group.

Please contribute ANY AMOUNT TODAY to join the Official First Family's Circle. >>

1000 Trump-bucks will get you a troll pencil topper in the arcade gift shop.

Well, I'll be a sonovabitch, the internet really does have everything.

Emails #4 and #5 arrived within half an hour of each other.

#4: "Hey, look at me! I won the Nobel Prize! What took them so long?"
#5: "Did I mention my economy is the best there's ever been in the history of America?"

Common theme in both: "PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE send me money!"

He did not actually claim to have won the Nobel Prize rather than just being nominated, did he?

Remember the lawsuit the Trump campaign filed over voter fraud in Pennsylvania? Well, a judge told them to shit or get off the pot when it came to producing some actual, y'know, proof and guess what happened?

The campaign is suing Pennsylvania Secretary of the Commonwealth Kathy Boockvar and each of the state’s county election boards to prevent election administrators from providing secure drop boxes for mail-in ballot returns. These drop boxes allow voters to return their mail-in ballots by hand, without sending them through the postal system and risking delays. The Trump campaign alleges that the practice “provides fraudsters an easy opportunity to engage in ballot harvesting, manipulate or destroy ballots, manufacture duplicitous votes, and sow chaos.”


In a motion last week, Citizens for Pennsylvania’s Future and the Sierra Club called on the Trump campaign to provide evidence of the existence of voter fraud, arguing that the campaign’s lawsuit was “replete with salacious allegations and dire warnings” about Pennsylvania’s elections and that they “must either be compelled to provide discovery concerning their fraud-based allegations or be precluded from pursuing these claims going forward.” Judge J. Nicholas Ranjan granted the motion, ordering the campaign to “produce such evidence in their possession, and if they have none, state as much.”

The response provided by the Trump campaign to the opposing counsel, which was shared with The Intercept and Type Investigations, contains a few scant examples of election fraud — but none of the instances in the 524-page discovery document involved mail-in ballots.


“Not only did the campaign fail to provide evidence that voter fraud was a widespread problem in Pennsylvania, they failed to provide any evidence that any misconduct occurred in the primary election or that so-called voter fraud is any sort of regular problem in Pennsylvania,” said Suzanne Almeida, interim director of Common Cause PA, one of the parties in the lawsuit. The Trump campaign did not immediately respond to a request for comment for this story.

Unfortunately, I can totally see him claiming that the worst economy in history is the best.

For him and his friends, it might be. The Kushners and their ilk made serious bank off of other people's misery in the Bush recession.

My bad. The Make America Great Again Committee site (MAGAC, if you please ) wants his minions to click on their link and vote/donate to "help him win." I'm sure the rubes believe that's how the Nobel Committee works. Check out the image at the bottom:

What took so long?

We’ve known all along that OUR President deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, and, FINALLY, he’s been nominated.
The truth is, President Trump has been working tirelessly to STOP Endless Wars and to achieve PEACE in the MIDDLE EAST.

It’s only a matter of time before the FAKE NEWS comes out with some bogus story about this unprecedented achievement. With your help, let’s make a statement LOUD AND CLEAR thatthe American People overwhelmingly agree with this HISTORIC nomination.

We’re sending President Trump a list inONE HOURof EVERY Patriot who stepped up and showed their support.If you step up IMMEDIATELY, we’ll guarantee your name will be at the VERY TOP.

Please contribute ANY AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY to publicly support your President and to get at the TOP of the list. >>

Yeah, in ways, that might actually be worse....

#6 and #7 arrived within 10 minutes of each other.

#6 informs me that Donnie-boy "loves the American worker," and for only $37 dollars, he will sell that worker a limited edition hat:


#7:

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP TO DELIVER REMARKS LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS, NV

Join President Donald J. Trump for an event in Las Vegas, NV on Sunday, September 13th at 7:00 PM PDT!

Get your tickets here. Details about the event below:

Sunday, September 13th: 7:00 PM PDT Doors Open: 4:00 PM (PDT)
Event Begins: 7:00 PM (PDT)

Get your tickets here.

#8 (he's back to the 800% match again):

Margaret,

Our Nation needs you.

I am facing unprecedented challenges from the Fake News media and their Democrat Partners.

With just over 50 days until the Election, they are coming after me more viciously than EVER before. It’s NEVER going to stop, which is why I’m counting on YOUR support during this critical time.

For a short time, when you step up and contribute ANY AMOUNT, your gift will be 800%-MATCHED! See below.

I can’t offer this exclusive opportunity to everyone, Margaret, so please, do not share this.

IIIII doooon't wannaaaa go to jaaaa-ha-ha-haiiilll!!

#9:

This email is for REAL PATRIOTS ONLY!

You’ve been identified as one of President Trump’s fiercest and most dedicated supporters, and according to your donor file, you’d make an excellent addition to the Trump 1000 Club.

For a short time, when you become a member of the Trump 1000 Club, we’ll even give you PRIORITY-ACCESS to get one of the President’s OFFICIAL Trump 1000 Dollar Bills.

The President wants YOU and every other member of our exclusive Trump 1000 Club to have something that you can remember forever, which is why he had the incredible idea of creating these limited-edition Trump 1000 Dollar Bills.

These never-before-seen Trump 1000 Dollar Bills are for Trump 1000 Club members ONLY, so do not pass this information on to anyone.

Ope, you've broken the rule about passing it on, now the Mogwais will become Gremlins, and multiply.

I love the "Don't tell anyone - it's a secret!" aspect of it. It's like Calvin's Treehouse.