UA life in the cornfields tangent from meme thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Uncle Albert, Aug 23, 2023.

  1. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Defending free expression is not defending bigots. You become background noise when you start in with ignorant shit like that.
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  2. Thoughts and Prayers

    Thoughts and Prayers Fresh Meat

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    I'd buy that for a dollar!
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  3. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I would. Take it or leave it. :shrug:

    As for the "rigging" of the system, attempts to correct that cannot become a vehicle for taking vengeance on people for the deeds of their ancestors or an excuse to hold someone to a lesser standard of accountability for their conduct.
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  4. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    What I want is for human civilization to reacquaint itself with the concept of minding your own fucking business and not mining every trifling interaction for villainy and victimhood.
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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Oh, that's what you think you're doing?
    Yeah, none of that is happening.
    Otherwise you'd be against book banning, and history erasure, and that shit gives you a raging stiffy.
    So, yeah, none of that's coming out of you.
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  6. Thoughts and Prayers

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    Lol wut. I think the ship sailed on that around two minutes after civilization started.
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  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Says the mean-girl clothing, body, and hair critic.
    Yeah, none of who you think you are is what's actually going on.
    None of it.
    Not even accidentally.
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  8. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Disingenuous fucksmear. I'm not in favor of banning books. But the concepts of age appropriateness and informing parents are not unreasonable.
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  9. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    That's not your ruling to make.
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  10. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    That's what the world tells you, but you don't ever STFU.
    Take your medicine, bitch.
  11. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Like Hell.
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  12. matthunter

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    This from the cunt who sees "indoctrination!!" behind every fucking tree.
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  13. steve2^4

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    Reacquaint? I didn't think this was ever a human trait.
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  14. Thoughts and Prayers

    Thoughts and Prayers Fresh Meat

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    That's true, unless you think life is a Heinlein novel.
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  15. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gayâ„¢ Formerly Important

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    Hi. Black person here.

    The comparison is apt and I approve :yes:
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  16. Uncle Albert

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    Thanks for checking in, Miss Ambassador.
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  17. tafkats

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    If I rob you and beat you up because I think you stole my weed, the victim is you. Nobody else is affected much.

    If I rob you and beat you up because I'm a serial mugger and you happen to be the first person I see when I head out to go a-muggin', the victim is still you. There is a certain amount of impact on other people who regularly walk down that same street, but not a major one ... most of them probably won't even change their daily routines beyond looking around a little more while they're walking. (And if they do decide to do something to reduce their risk, it's probably pretty simple.)

    If I rob you and beat you up because your name is Albert, it is a clear message to everyone named Albert that they should be afraid, and they can't reduce their risk by taking a different route to work -- the only way to reduce their risk is to cease being Alberts.

    This is why hate crime laws exist. The intent behind a crime is what turns it from a crime against one person to an act of terrorism aimed at everyone who shares that person's targeted characteristics.
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  18. Nyx

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    If someone created an account to manufacture as much salt as they could, while holding absolutely no principles at all beyond "because I said so," that would be @Uncle Albert. He is exactly like Christian conservatives, who shout "think of the women and the children!" until women and children speak up, at which point it becomes "nobody asked you."

    It takes a real lack of empathy, and awareness, to hold those positions, and I don't know if he's aware of it or if he's unaware, whether it's Dunning-Kruger or just a lonely asshole who has no way of connecting with people except to hate them for having the temerity to exist while he's conscious, but he has made sure to become a community net deficit in the process.
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  19. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    true
    but you defend the free expression of bigotry with your white noise



    and white-splaining....


    jayzus, you'd be an embarrassment if anybody cared about anything other than your use as a chew toy around here
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  20. Uncle Albert

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    I know the rationalization, and I reject it. All it does is fence off protected classes for special treatment.
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  21. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    The world cares.
  22. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    That's right. Keep adding to the list. I'm a proxy for every big meanie who refused to validate you.

    :dayton:
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  23. Nyx

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    Case in point.
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  24. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    ALL free expression. It's not reserved for people you like, saying things you agree with.
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  25. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    You clearly do.
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  26. Uncle Albert

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    You're adorable when you act like you have achieved something just for being present.
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  27. Nyx

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    You can stop giving examples any time.
  28. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I'll let you know when I need your permission. For anything. Ever.
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  29. Nyx

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    Behold, the mediocre white man's motto:
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  30. Diacanu

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    Same tough guy who if his boss ran up, ripped the whole back of his pants off, raped him for a whole hour while slapping him in the back of the head to keep working while it happened, would be all "this is fine...this fine...this is liberty..this is America..:cry:".
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