UA life in the cornfields tangent from meme thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Uncle Albert, Aug 23, 2023.

  1. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Just chaps your ass when someone isn't subject to your will, doesn't it?
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  2. Nyx

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    It has been happening metaphorically his entire life, why would he change course now? As long as he has the illusion of control, he will keep on keeping on. No man is an island, but UA might as well believe he's the Rock of Gibraltar. That reality doesn't match this doesn't matter, as long as he believes it.

    It's like with his "permission" schtick. Take this forum: any moderator or administrator could theoretically cut him off from the community, or everyone could block him, and there isn't a thing he can do about it, but he would still believe he is in control. That someone might have a part of his life in their hands unsettles him.
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  3. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    that's why you're disparaging the black woman for speaking her mind?
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  4. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    "chafes", you incredibly illiterate nincompoop.

    chapping ones ass is for cowboys, motorcyclists, and leather fetishists
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  5. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Or as UA calls them all “Daddies.”
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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Yeah, you're the noble rebel hero against the big scary "trans agenda".
    They'll be singing Klingon operas about you.
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  7. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    there's already a saga about him

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  8. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact that the people most commonly targeted by identity-based violence are members of groups you despise.
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  9. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Again, UA whines about other people subjecting him to laws while he tries to make every trans person abide by his will and act as he decides is right for them.

    This free will shit never aplies to people UA disagrees with while he tries to ban them from doing what he does not like.

    BTW let us point out an obvious point. @Amaris has moderator powers and can ban people, yet UA still posts here and has not even had a warning. How many people think the reverse would be true with Free speech loving uncle elon if he bought the place?

    UA has no love for freedom and free speech. He is actually angry because trans and gay people exist and have the right to talk about themselves. He actually wants it to be legal to face no consequences for assault and abuse for these people. The freedom he fights for is banning and wiping them out of existence.
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  10. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    That's a narrow slice of a narrow slice.

    If I were to despise anyone, it would be as an individual, based on their conduct. Like pedophiles, people who talk in movie theaters and people with loud ring tones in public.
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  11. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Buy yourself a dictionary, you ignorant wretch.
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  12. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    You and Dicknuckles sure do bond over your habit of beginning with a victory lap without bothering with the start, and also being completely unworthy of the TINIEST measure of authority. Wannabe child-emperors, the both of you.
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  13. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    No, you're thinking of tech-bros.
    But you love those guys.
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  14. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    do you take your shoes off before putting your foot in your mouth?

    "chaps" might be the modern American version, but for those of us who speak english (rather than american), well...
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  15. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Fucking hell, you are a tiresome moron.

    chap
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    See synonyms for chap on Thesaurus.com
    verb (used with object),chapped, chap·ping.
    1. to crack, roughen, and redden (the skin):The windy, cold weather chapped her lips.


    2. to cause (the ground, wood, etc.) to split, crack, or open in clefts:The summer heat and drought chapped the riverbank.
    verb (used without object),chapped, chap·ping.
    1. to become chapped.
    noun
    1. a fissure or crack, especially in the skin.

    2. Scot. a knock; rap.
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  16. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    really chafes your ass, huh?

    once again, you misrepresent so you can play angry tough guy.

    jsut a mouthy chickenshit with a keyboard.
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  17. steve2^4

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    UA uses chapstick on his butt!
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  18. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Look we all know what similar sounding word you used incorrectly but the just of it is chafes is the correct one and you need to except that.
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  19. Bickendan

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    *accept
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  20. Diacanu

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    He uses chapstick of the ass.
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  21. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    also "gist", but it's Anc so we can default to him being clever in the same way we can default to uncle aldean being an ignorant pigfucker
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  22. Ancalagon

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    In hindsite maybe I was a little to subtle.
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  23. 14thDoctor

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    their they're :itsokay:
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  24. Bickendan

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    Eye sea what ewe did.
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