Vuvuzela FAIL

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  1. Llumnissa

    Llumnissa Stupid people are still stupid....

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  2. Ramen

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  3. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Bet me the next thing those fools did was turn off the camera and beat the dog for pissing on the carpet. :garamet:
  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Worst instrument since the bagpipe.
  5. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Are these the same thing annoying baseball fans have been using for decades? If so, why the sudden outrage?
  6. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Hey! Don't bust on bagpipes! :nono:
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    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Bagpipes sound quite good when played well. They're just rarely played well. However, I can't figure out any situation that a vuvuzela sounds good.
  9. Baba

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    Kinda like acordians?
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    Acordians only sound good on their home planet of Acordia.
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    Wouldn't know from looking it up, but since you seem to think they are, Skin votes no, they're probably not.
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    Does skin oplay halflife 2? i am thinking of making a vuvuzela mod for it.
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    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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  14. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    True, but consider this: where can you go to practice? :unsure:

    It's not like an electric guitar where you can put headphones into your amp so only you can hear it. To play the pipes, you have to move some serious air - so there are only two volumes - zero + eleven! :lol:
    But for you folks who have never heard them live - you don't know the feeling - they are great!

    Accordions? I like them in Klezmer (with violin, clarinet, etc) but that's about it.
  15. Baba

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    Problem to is people use certain type of bagpipes more for battle music in a war and then their are the more marching type of bagpipes.
  16. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    I actually can. See the Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Vuvuzela spoof on YouTube to get an idea. That said, a film score be about the only instance I'd consider scoring a part for a vuvuzela (choir[!]) in a composition.

    Accordion Kid disagrees!
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  18. Llumnissa

    Llumnissa Stupid people are still stupid....

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  19. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    Not true. Pipers can practice with a small flute-like instrument that doesn't have nearly the volume. (It doesn't have the bag part, so the only air involved is what you blow through it.) I had a student once who was a piper, and I learned a lot from him about bagpipes, especially since I heard him practicing a lot more than I heard him doing performances. Sometimes he practiced with the bagpipes themselves, but more often with the little flute.

  21. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    It's called a chanter, isn't it?
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    ^ Don't remember what it's called, and in any case I only heard what it is called in French.



  23. Amaris

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    Le chanter.
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  24. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    This thread title is misleading.

    It implies there can be a Vuvuzela win.

    There is no such thing as Vuvuzela wins. All Vuvuzelas are fails. :D
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  25. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    The canter pipe plays the melody - the other pipes play the drones (the constant, unchanging tone). Listen to any bagpipe song and you'll notice that one constant tone the melody notes are bounced against.

    However, early bagpipes had one canter and one drone. Modern bagpipes have more drone pipes.

    I love acoustic wind + reed instruments. Sony Rollins, Louis Armstrong + Miles Davis are the ultimate masters IMO. Having said that, enjoy the comedy bagpipe stylings of: 2:00 or so is the best part

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAztA-Iqb4g&feature=related
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    I now desire to create a bagpipe, vuvuzela, washboard, and accoridon combo.
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  28. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    That AC/CD video was great! I love pre-MTV vids (short films actually) that really capture a band just being a band!
  29. Llumnissa

    Llumnissa Stupid people are still stupid....

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    Then you must die. :mob:
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