What do you really know about Sarah Palin's Denomination?

I want to know what you out there know or think you know about the Assemblies of God. Much issue has been made of Sarah Palin's church in Wasilla. But what is actually known of the denomination's beliefs? What do you know or think you know?

I grew up in the denomination and know some stuff, but I want to see what you know or you think you know.

Worst. Troll. Evah!

I thought she was a nominee, not a denominee.

Oh, it's not a troll, Lt. Mewa. I believe there is a great deal of ignorance on the subject of her denomination, and I want to see just what people know or think they know.

This should be interesting. I'm betting on a whole lot of hearsay and jokes and a minority of informed opinion.

They believe their faith is.... correct!

Just tell us the deal with this church.

What you are trying to do won't work.

Fuck yourself.

Most do. Otherwise, why bother?

Ok I'll bite.

They are pentecostal pacifists.

Unlike you, I don't have to.

Dang!! So where's Peach Wookie?

They are pentecostal but not necessarily pacifistic... At least the AG'ers I know.

We started off as pacifists.

Maybe but lately you've started dropping the "F" bomb.

Yup. Lately a few folks have been pissing me the fuck off.

Are all the young unmarried members supposed to be virgins?

Any truly Christian denomination teaches folks to wait till they're married to have sex.

Mr. Rogers agrees.

No doubt there are many that are keeping mum on the subject.

That and having sex with Jewish partners.

I know as much as I care to know.

Honest answers are appreciated.

That's the only kind I offer.

I'm guessing that they speak in forked tongues while having sex w/ snakes...

Well its all good if they are married.

Hmm... I actually thought I was going to learn something when I clicked on this thread. I guess I did. Namely not to click on this thread.

You would have if Peach Wookie didn't cut out.

It's PW's thread but I was hoping there'd be a decent conversation here as well. Unfortunately, Mewa showed up.

I was expecting considerably more hysteria in this thread. Oh well, it's only been an hour, plenty of time yet...