When satire sort of...isn't. Sort of.

Wow. She's been seated for what? Two months?

The tweets were real, BTW. It's the rest of the article that's satire.

But remember, the righties aren't obsessed with AOC. Not even a little.

Hey, we gotta keep an eye on you little wanna-be Che Guevarras and Putins, or the next thing we know we'll have bread lines, Pravda, and mass executions.

She's an idiot, what can you say?

That you're in love with her?

What a stupid article.

Hey, @Marso, when are you returning to the government shutdown thread?

It's satire, Dexter.

It's still stupid satire.

The tweet was perfectly reasonable. Basically just saying "put up or shut up".

Yes you are.
Yes you are.
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Yes you are.
Yes you are.
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Yes you are.
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Because (obviously) the only reason anyone would ever comment upon a (terrible in this case) public figure is because they are "obsessed".

It can’t be because you love watching her say stupid shit.

AOCDS is a terrible disease.

I intend to be very obsessed with her throughout 2020.

I'll take your word for it. I hope you feel better.

Note to self: buy Kleenex shares in 2020.

Meanwhile, there's this. Color me shocked at the idea of a socialist who's quick to spend other people's money. Altho this does come from Fox News, so . . .

Are you a little butthurt? I think that is a big old YES!

This woman is going to be so much worse than Obama when she is president. Reading those tweets I love it.

Real men aren't scared of little girls.

The Republicans will have 5 years to tear her down. I suspect they will use every moment they can to do so.

It seems con men are scared of little girls in this case.

Well, as Jonas Nightengale once put it: “Look, I run a show here. It’s a lot of smoke and noise and it’s strictly for the suckers. I’ve been pulling one kind of scam or another since I was your age, and if there’s one thing I know it’s how to spot the genuine article because that’s what you’ve got to watch out for. Not the cops, you can always get around the cops. But the one thing you can never, ever get around is the genuine article, and you, kid, are the genuine article.”

Well, they should be!

You forgot one.

Okay, though technically not a little girl...otherwise, I've got a guilty conscience.

The level of harrassment and abuse she's receiving is fairly pathetic. "Lock her up!" is becoming a thing for her too.

I agree. I can't believe how restrained some people are being. They need to turn it all up a notch.

Liberals: "Trump! Racist! Trump! Sexist! Trump! stupid! Trump!! Elitist! TRUUUMP!!!"
Conservatives: "AOC said..."
Liberals "OMG, why are you obsessed with her???"

You mean two years, right?