When satire sort of...isn't. Sort of.

According to the drainage system here in Floriduh the richest neighborhoods get cleared first when flooding occurs while the poorest neighborhoods have their drainage gates closed because allowing them to be cleared might damage the more expensive properties like the golf courses.

One would hope that on International Women’s Day, of all days, you wouldn’t be up to your usual schtick of embarrassing women everywhere

I never realized you were a woman. Points for playing the Entitled Male so well. But the only person who can embarrass you is you.

Do we get to call you "Shirley" from now on?