Why Guns Are Better Than Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.




Linkey

Damn, you really are obsessed...

An old bunch of jokes but still funny.

But when it comes to getting your head blown off...

You seem to be obsessed with me.

No, no their not.

You can't shoot a gun with a woman.

-1. A gun has a hole that's small enough to fit my tiny, tiny penis.

How come?!?
Am i following you around here or at TBBS?!?
Reacting to every gun-nut post of yours?!?
The answer would be no...
So stop projecting and get back to stroking your guns...

Yeah, you kind of follow me around.

I think you're a very sad little man, apostle.

I'm not little.