Would you Hit This ?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Nightbird, May 7, 2009.

  1. Nightbird

    Nightbird Goth, Witch, and Dreamer

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    With all the political talk, I thought a lot of us could use some sex. And so, in the spirit of fun, let's see how you like this woman. No, I don't know her name.
  2. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    I'm betting it's a tranny or something.
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  3. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Shemale?
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  4. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

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    Underage? Overage? Life-like doll? One-armed? Human/lizard hybrid? Elementary school teacher who should be allowed to sleep with her students?

    What's the catch?
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  5. Nightbird

    Nightbird Goth, Witch, and Dreamer

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    There is no catch, it's all in fun.
    Damn, what's wrong with you people ? You're all too suspicious. You guys need to just relax.
  6. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    OK then, I'd hit it. With the proviso that 200 other guys havn't done so in the recent past :)
  7. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

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    Now I know it's a trap! :calli:
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  8. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Does she swallow?
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  9. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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  10. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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  11. TheBrew

    TheBrew The Hand of Smod

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    No matter the outcome, I would hit that one way or another.
  12. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    The one in my second picture? :tactfulsilence:
  13. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Hell yeah I'd hit it.

    Now get a fucking job, parasite.

    :bergman:
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  14. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    After a gender and age check, yes.
  15. Darkening

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    With a stick.
  16. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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  17. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Most of it is.
  18. Yelling Bird

    Yelling Bird Probably a Dual

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    Like the fish of an angry god.
  19. Darkening

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    fish?
  20. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Would you hit it if "she" used to be "he"?
  21. Amaris

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    Long story.

    You see, there was a picture that has a meteor hitting the earth and says "I would hit it like the fist of an angry god." Well, someone replaced the meteor with MudKip and so I said "I would hit it like the fish of an angry god" and started a mini-meme.

    Oh wait, that was a short story.

    Oh, and I'd hit it.

    J.
  22. Muad Dib

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  23. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    I would hit it.
  24. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Sure.

    She is teh hottness. I'm not worried about what she looked like five years ago.
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  25. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    I believe this is what you're referring to.

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  26. Nightbird

    Nightbird Goth, Witch, and Dreamer

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  27. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    This is now my wallpaper
  28. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    I would serenade her thusly:

    [yt=NSFW!!]qn1bnMyN4Zw&e[/yt]
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  29. Nightbird

    Nightbird Goth, Witch, and Dreamer

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    ^^
    Thanks you, Shep. THAT'S hysterical ! This shirt is for you.
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  30. T.R

    T.R Don't Care

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    I prefer the oriental in my avatar.