WTF, John!?!?!?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Volpone, Nov 5, 2014.

  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    'Splain this.





    //EDITED FOR GRAPHIC CONTENT//
    - JOHN
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  2. Amaris

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    Explain what? If that's what you're into, who am I to say anything about it?

    Edit: That said, no pornographic images, please.

    On a further note, it's actually quite funny that you now have pony porn tied to your account.
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  3. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I dont' know what this is about. But John is WF's new thin skinned moderator.
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  4. Volpone

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    He stripped out a cartoon of a couple My Little Ponies, dressed up as Nazis.

    Heh. Now that I think about it, that's kind of ironic.
  5. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    How is that obscene?
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  7. Amaris

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    Then you didn't pay attention to your own image, as it was an explicit sexual image. There was more than goose stepping going on in that picture, Volpone.
  8. Aenea

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    Shouldn't it have just been spoilered?
  9. Amaris

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    Explicit pornography? When I asked shootER, he said deleting it was fine, so that's what I did.
  10. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Still loads in the browser cache.
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  11. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    This.
  12. Volpone

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    Huh.

    1) It's interesting. Since about...oh, 2008--the beginning of the Teal Colored Do-Nothing Reign--it was acceptable to put porn behind a spoiler tag with an NSFW warning. Now all of a sudden, a cartoon of ponies is so dangerous it needs to be purged from teh InnerWebs. And one of the people defending this position is the Teal Colored Do-Nothing. :marathon:
    2) The picture, IIRC, was a pony in a kind of SS outfit, with another pony in a Nazi outfit sitting on its back while pink clouds(?) with yellow Stars of David came out of SS Pony's butt into a jar labeled "Final Solution" (or something like that). Having spent a fair amount of time around horses (and cows, and--oh yeah, like 3 times a day standing around with a baggie, waiting to pick up what came out of my dog's butt) the idea of a horse farting seems less about porn than tasteless because it is apparently farting Zyklon gas.
    3) I guess it didn't occur to me that the image was porn--excuse me "Pornographic" --excuse me, "EXPLICITLY PORNOGRAPHIC" maybe comes because I don't look at cartoons of horses in a sexual context. Because, you know, I'm a grown man. :marathon:
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  13. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    You're a sad, angry man? Any one of us could explain that.
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  14. Chardman

    Chardman An image macro is worth 1000 words. Deceased Member

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  15. Amaris

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    You posted a picture of a white unicorn getting anal beaded by a blue unicorn in a Nazi uniform, while she was also inserting objects into the white unicorn's vagina. The fluid from the white unicorn's vagina, which you can see clearly, was pouring down her legs as a result. How you didn't see that, I don't know, because the image is the size of a desktop wallpaper. The site you hotlinked it from is a Rule 34 site. I know this because the information is in the image, which can still be seen by any Administrator with access to post history.

    You are free to like what you want to like, and if that is what you like, so be it, but you can't post it here.
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  16. Volpone

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    :lol:

    Wow.

    Clearly, you spent a lot more time looking at that picture than I did. :yeehaw:
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  17. Archangel

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    LOL....John snatched (is that obscene?) defeat from the jaws of victory in this thread...
  18. Amaris

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    I had no choice but look at it when it first appeared in your post, and when I had to see whether you had uploaded it or linked it. Then again, I wasn't the one who searched for it, found it, believed that it would be perfect for a trolling attempt, and then posted it on a site where many members browse from work, whom would have that image cached in their system. Good luck explaining that one to the boss.
    I did nothing but explain exactly what it was Volpone posted. It was his assertion that there was no sexual imagery that he saw. I pointed out how amazing that was considering it was very obvious, and the size of a desktop wallpaper. You can go "lulz! he looked at it!" but I'm not the one who put it there, and all I did was my job, which was to ensure that kind of content doesn't get you fired.

    Lulz away.
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  19. Archangel

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    This is one of those cases where you should quietly walk away.
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  20. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So Volpone is the New Lesbian Shoes, and Archangel's volunteered to be his wingman.

    Wow. Just wow.
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  21. Chardman

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    Says the idiot who did just the opposite.
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  22. Lanzman

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    Was never acceptable to put porn behind a spoiler tag because we've always known it loads into the cache. My rule was that you could link to porn images all you wanted but had to label it NSFW.
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  23. El Chup

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    I never understood the porno rule. So we "protect" people when they're at work. But what about the pages and pages of highly questionable written content?
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  24. Lanzman

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    A pornographic image is instantly recognizable on screen. A page of text is just a page of text unless you actually sit down and read it.
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  25. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    In other words, Friday night at John's truckstop.
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  26. The Original Faceman

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    And you consider that porn. That's what is most disturbing about all of this. That you get hot and bothered by sexualized cartoon ponies.
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  27. Amaris

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    This. Plus, images are cached, and can be easily retrieved. So even if you didn't see it, it's still in your browser cache, and if an IT department keeps tabs on surfing habits, explaining will be the least of your worries. URL logs are generally kept as well, and the URL for this particular image leads to a rule 34 porn site. Fortunately, I was on WF when he posted it, so people didn't have to explain to their bosses, or their significant others, why they were looking at pony porn.
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  28. Shirogayne

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    Oh, for fuck's sake! When have any gaping vaginas been allowed to be reposted here?














    Yanno, besides requoting Volpone's posts. :ramen:
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  29. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    Do what John? Do what John?
    Come again do what?
    Do what John? Do what John?
    Do what? Do what? Do what?
    Do where John? Do where John?
    With what, with whom and when?
    T'rrific, really t'rrific
    Pardon, come again

    Do what John? Do what John?
    Come again do what?
    Do what John? Do what John?
    Do what? Do what? Do what?
    Do where John? Do where John?
    With what, with whom and when?
    T'rrific, really t'rrific
    Pardon, come again



    There, now you all can have that going through your heads too. :brood:
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  30. Dinner

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    So Volpie is upset his bronie pron got taken down?
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