http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aho.pJfVAysE&pos=9 Sure they're calling it a "mystery" virus, but we all know what that means. Ukrainian media is calling it pneumonic plague, but it's viral, so it can't be that. The end is nigh, the zombie apocalypse has begun!
"Mystery" virus. It's like they're trying to make it fun! Sounds about as smart as calling crap meat "mystery meat" in school lunches.
Someone get Mila Jovovich there. Send cameras too, as she tends to get naked when zombies are around.
The topography sucks. Low rolling hills to the northwest. Lakes on the north and south. No natural barriers of any type. The only saving grace is, yet again, the Russian Winter. Winter has arrived in Kiev. Temps will be 0C from mid-November until late March.
Okay so first off, proper nouns with articles in them are retarded to begin with. And secondly, how the hell did The Ukraine end up with one, considering their language doesn't even have articles. At least The Hague is just a translation of Den Haag... where the fuck did the the in The Ukraine come from?!?!
I actually knew someone whose last name was "The Losen." Must'a been translated from Dutch or something. Oh, and...:tarmafire:
The region is "the Ukraine", like "the Caucasus" or "the Crimean peninsula". The country is "Ukraine".
It's probably Russia trying to kill someone again except they fucking dropped the ball and done fucked up..... Or it's a prelude to an invasion.....
It is foolish to assume that this is the beginning of a zombie outbreak, when the evidence shows that it is the outbreak of the superflu which will devastate humanity. I suggest that those of you who survive travel to Colorado and avoid Las Vegas.
