Its the most wonderful time of the year.

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  1. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    So, I get up this morning and still half asleep go into the kitchen and pour myself a cup of coffee and a bowl of corn flakes. Put milk on the flakes, take a sip of coffee and take a bite of my corn flakes. Then I spit them out in the floor. Fucking corn flakes and eggnog do not go well at all :yuck: Why does the wife buy that nasty shit and why is it in the same jug as milk? :mad:
    enlisted person, Nov 23, 2008
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  2. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Jug?

    She buys eggnog by the gallon? :yuck:
    Tamar Garish, Nov 23, 2008
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  3. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Half gallon but still :yuck:
    enlisted person, Nov 23, 2008
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  4. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I like egg nog.

    But not on corn flakes.
    Muad Dib, Nov 23, 2008
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  5. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Solve the problem by eating a non-gay breakfast.
    Lt. Mewa, Nov 23, 2008
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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    :drool:

    *Googla, googla, googla!!*

    :matt:
    Diacanu, Nov 23, 2008
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  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Mmm.....egg nog is great. Who invented it?
    oldfella1962, Nov 23, 2008
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  8. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    I can't stand it. :yuck:

    Zel likes it though.
    Tamar Garish, Nov 23, 2008
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  9. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Corn flakes are gay?
    enlisted person, Nov 23, 2008
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  10. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Coffee and corn flakes and you live in the south? That's gay man.
    Lt. Mewa, Nov 23, 2008
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  11. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Since breakfast can't have homosexual relations I fail to see how it can possibly be gay. :jayzus:
    Tamar Garish, Nov 23, 2008
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  12. Mallory

    Mallory Older than dirt Deceased Member

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    There was no pig involved. What's wrong with you man?
    Mallory, Nov 23, 2008
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  13. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    That's cuz you're a woman. I think? :unsure:
    Lt. Mewa, Nov 23, 2008
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  14. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    You may have an :mewa:
    Lt. Mewa, Nov 23, 2008
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  15. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    No.

    I have DD Moobs.
    Tamar Garish, Nov 23, 2008
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  16. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    So does Apostle. :marathon:
    Lt. Mewa, Nov 23, 2008
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  17. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    What did you have for breakfast?
    Muad Dib, Nov 23, 2008
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  18. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Two eggs, toast, sausage, bacon, hashbrowns, coffee, and OJ.
    Lt. Mewa, Nov 23, 2008
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  19. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    We didn't have any hot sausage or livermush and I have never been an egg person. I will eat eggs but I prefer something else if available. To much effort to cook grits or mush for one person. Besides I have become Obese. I have gained near 40 pounds in the last two years. I figured corn flakes with splenda is a good start, but I had coffee this morning by itself.
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  20. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    With Splenda???? Well that cinches it. :jayzus:
    Lt. Mewa, Nov 23, 2008
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  21. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    Eggnog is only good when spiked. :)
    KIRK1ADM, Nov 23, 2008
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  22. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Damn :(
    enlisted person, Nov 23, 2008
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  23. Captain J

    Captain J 16" Gunner

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    Eh, someone will find a cornflake shaped like a dick and sell it on eBay. :busheep:
    Captain J, Nov 23, 2008
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  24. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    maybe 50/50 with Everclear.
    enlisted person, Nov 23, 2008
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  25. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    All that and no grits and no gravy and biscuits?

    You fail at breakfast, sir.
    Jeff Cooper Disciple, Nov 23, 2008
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  26. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Why do you think EP was eating corn flakes in the first place?








    And WTF is "livermush"? :vomit:
    shootER, Nov 23, 2008
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  27. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    Next time try whiskey. I guarantee that'll wake you up :blush:
    Starguard, Nov 23, 2008
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  28. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    I prefer boiled custard to egg nog.

    I'll be gettin' me some soon....
    :D
    Nova, Nov 23, 2008
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  29. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Well, Mewa can make anything gay.

    Sorry, I won't allow it.
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Nov 23, 2008
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  30. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Troublemaker

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    Yuck. Damn Southerners. Grits are tasteless. And gravy on biscuits? YUCK!!

    Breakfast = coffee and ice water.
    T'Bonz, Nov 23, 2008
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