They would be teh AWEsoME! With bars and non-stop action flicks and topless waitresses and guns and dogs that bring you beer and...and...
I swear I'm not knocking you, but we have STATES the size of France. And some people drive many states in a day for business or pleasure. It's be...
Next thing you know they'll be reporting the parents had sex! And Alice loved Sam for his meat!
You didn't hear? The Hamburgler blew his stack and decapitated him. :overreaction:
That's actually a really good idea. But space exploration in any government's hands is a boondoggle. Shame NASA was formed during that fucking...
Carlin looks up sniffling and rubbing his gums... Ummm...Me? Condoms...Who needs em?
Gayness aside, maybe the worst song ever recorded. And i really wanted the pink zeppelin to fly into the floating mouth.
Playing Barry White tunes on the tinkly little speaker...
The only funny thing I ever heard Louie Anderson say is that everyone in the country should turn towards Washington DC and just start walking like...
I was really hoping this Rep used the phrase "Negro Apocolypse"
I'm buying as much land as I can on the Nevada/Cali border for future beachfront condos.
Anyone else think Gadaffi spends most of his day muttering into his oatmeal? He's like 112 now. He just wants their chocolate and boobalicious...
I wouldn't be TOO concerned because they're largely a bunch of fuck-ups and would screw something up. Damn thing would never go off.
One reason I never voted in 2004 was that Kerry never said ONE WORD against the Patriot Act or any other losses of freedoms we had. I knew Obama...
I don't WANNA be a Patriot. I'm going free agent! I wanna get picked up by the Panthers.
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