To quote someone from TBBS years ago: I'll celebrate in the traditional way by finding some layabout and nailing him to a cross.
Recovering from a 6 mile walk across North Yorkshire. My feet and left knee are killin me. Going to reposition our mini greenhouse tomorra so it gets more sun. Maybe repot some stuff and get the tomatos and chilli plants into the soil.
Spending time with family and friends. Don't you wish somebody loved you as much as your plants, Dan?
Uhh I don't have to wish. And as everyone I know is atheist or agnostic easter isn't celebrated by anyone I know. Terrible attempt at a troll, you are like a 12 year old sometimes....
Ideally, my plans involve artillery simulators, a paintball gun, scores of confused/terrified children, and Easter eggs. Do the math!
I'm an atheist, you dumb fuck. You have to worship at an alter to turn the day into an opportunity for good food? Goddamn you suck. Always on a soapbox. That's why nobody loves you.
Oh god its like talking to a fucking spoilt 12 year old. Do you ever do anything except 'idiot'. I've had some great food so far today, Don't need an excuse like 'easter' for that...met some mates, declined a round of golf because A; knee is bolloxed and B; easter sunday during the masters means the course will be rammed. Its turning into a gorgeous day so I think I'll join me housemate and his burd in the garden...
Y'know that's the reason why so many movies suck nowadays. You yell at a Jew, and he goes and hires Michael Bay in retaliation. So please, be nice to the Jews.
I went on a picnic at a lake and enjoyed the great outdoors! I saw a lizard with a shiny blue tail (pretty much the highlight of the trip).
I plan to crush my enemies, drive them before me, and hear the lamentation of their women. Oh, wait, that's Cimmerian day.
I fucking HATE Easter!!! Oh, the whole "Lord is resurrected" stuff is fine. So are the chocolates and jelly beans (although I really should avoid them). But the whole double-duty holiday thing that pisses me off. MUST go to visit BOTH sides of the family. And it's the only one of the double-duty holidays for me that doesn't allow for a multi-day, spread-it-out solution (the over two such holidays are Thanksgiving and Christmas). So I end up getting up at the crack of dawn, put on too nice of clothes, going to a church I really don't care for (my in-laws...it's tiny...only 20-40 people), then hanging with the extended in-law family who really don't DO anything...just sit around watching TV). Then gotta up and leave and drive an hour to get to my parents' house for dinner. And really it's entirely due to the remaining little kids...my nieces and my wife's cousins kids...who get to hunt for Easter eggs. Would I much rather be sleeping late, wearing grubby jeans and a flannel shirt, and puttering around the house & yard, and doing basically nothing? Hell YES!
