Fuck Africa...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Volpone, Jun 23, 2009.

  1. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Tch...*sigh*....

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  2. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Someone's got to balance the Midnight Funeral/Captain J/Caedus/Starguard "let's comb through Yahoo! News every morning to find something to be outraged about" wankfest. Which I see Volpone has now joined.
  3. Darkening

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    I juggled in the middle ages was quite fun til some snide shit set fire to me.

    I was just ahead of my time.
  4. Chris

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    Wisconsin?
  5. Uncle Albert

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    Michigan.

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  6. Chris

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  7. Uncle Albert

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    Corrected.
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  8. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Aha! Well, then it's okay. Never mind.
  9. Will Power

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    Easy fix:

    Don't go to Africa Volly {& your agreers}.

    Customs inspects newcomers to America from Africa anyway. Africans {regardless of background or origin} aren't & can't contemptuously waltz into America the way Mexicans do every second of every day.

    What about the African nature preserves & the great white shark cagediving off South Africa?

    You'd turn down doing those things:huh:


    :mystery: <---- I hope to Obama not.
  10. Texas Rose

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    Obama wants you to go shark diving.
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  11. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    Why the hell would anybody with their head screwed on straight want to take a trip to a continent inhabited by gorillas?
  12. Chris

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  13. Tamar Garish

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    You are so intellectually bankrupt. :jayzus:

    Posting a decade old information hoping to get away with it and no one will double check.

    http://travel.state.gov/travel/cis_pa_tw/cis/cis_966.html

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  14. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    There's nothing wrong with the gorillas.
  15. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    As i said, it was the only article i found, Mauritania doenst appear on any comparative statistic site, and the CIA factbook was pretty much useless for comparison.

    And my point was against the very simple notion that 'Africa=savages who rape and eat each other' that people like volpone entertain.
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  16. Seth Rich

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    Aww, you're just like noble Galahad galloping in to defend the Mauritanians. How dreamy. :smitten:




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    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    He said "gorilla". Not "guerrilla". "Guer", "go". Huge difference!

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  18. Volpone

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    So now Al Qaeda is trying to take credit for this.

    That says a couple things to me:
    1) Al Qaeda has fallen so far that they've gone from being able to orchestrated a complex and expensive multiple hijacking that destroyed the World Trade Center, heavily damaged the Pentagon, killed thousands, and hurt our country to this day--to not being able to pull off the kidnapping of an unarmed middle aged aid worker in an African hellhole
    2) The guy was absolutely right to fight. If he'd been working for an oil company and these guys had been purely mercenary, maybe playing along would've been the way to go, but if they really were working with al Qaeda, he was doomed anyway and at least this way he got to go out on his feet, fighting, instead of on his knees, whimpering.
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    Aye...

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  20. TheBrew

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    While it is more dangerous for Americans there, your article doesn't really refute Dan's point. In fact, your link states that "Violent crimes and crimes involving the use of weapons are rare, but increasing." So while the murder rate is on the rise, unless you can show that it rose over 600% in the last decade, you haven't disproved anything. Made a counterpoint to Dan's overall assertion that Africa is safer than the U.S., yes, but did not refute the fact he brought to the table.

    Though I am shocked to discover that crime against foreigners is higher than it is against nationals. :bergman:
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    :bang:

    Once again, America is a huge, diverse chunk of real-estate. Allowing the high-crime centers to drag the entire nation down by taking it as an average just to pretend it's as dangerous to live anywhere in America as it is to live anywhere in one hellhole of an African country is a bullshit, dishonest fucking tactic.
  22. RickDeckard

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    Once again, Africa is a huge, diverse chunk of real-estate. Allowing the high-crime centers to drag the entire continent down by taking it as an average just to pretend it's as dangerous to live anywhere in Africa as it is to live anywhere in one hellhole of an American city is a bullshit, dishonest fucking tactic.

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  23. Uncle Albert

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    :garamet:

    Was the comparison being made with the entire continent of Africa, or the "West African nation of Mauritania"?
  24. RickDeckard

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    Both, I think. But I can do it with Mauritania too!

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    Once again, Mauritania is a huge, diverse chunk of real-estate. Allowing the high-crime centers to drag the entire country down by taking it as an average just to pretend it's as dangerous to live anywhere in Mauritania as it is to live anywhere in one hellhole of an American city is a bullshit, dishonest fucking tactic.
  25. Uncle Albert

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    Does the safest population center in Mauritania compare to that of the U.S.?

    What about the most dangerous?

    Do any of you even know, or are you just making the assumptions you prefer to believe?
  26. RickDeckard

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    No, but you don't either,which is kind of my point.
    You're trying to siphon off the dangerous parts and the safe parts of the US so that you can make a favourable comparison, disregarding the average as a relevant statistic, while you continue to use the average of Mauritania, treating it as relevant.
    In short, you're not comparing like with like.
  27. Uncle Albert

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    I think you'll find it wasn't I who made the comparison at all. It was Leach trying to float some bullshit and hoping nobody noticed.
  28. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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  29. Midnight Funeral

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    Did ya ever notice you never, ever get any members of online forums from Africa.

    You get Americans, Canadians, British, Australians, Irish, NZers...

    You get some others from continental Europe, despite the forum not being in their mother tongue.

    A lesser number from South America.

    Occasionally someone from east Asia.

    You pretty much never see anyone from Africa. Despite that many African nations have English as a main language.

    It is kinda odd.
  30. Tamar Garish

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    That's because many of the online Africans are too busy e-mailing scams and threats to bother.

    Besides...they have African BBS' too and are more apt to stick to them then try and deal with the language and cultural barriers...which are many. It's just easier...how often do you visit BBS' that don't speak your language at all?