How did you get your first real blow job?

Oh, and I'll add there was no money shot

Wasn't expecting anything to occur, hence foolishly spent the afternoon making my socks all sticky... Much easier than wandering to the bathroom to wipe and flush. For wanking at least, wouldn't recommend it when needing a crap.

The "money shot" thing just reminded me. The first time a girl gave me head, it hadn't yet occurred to me to warn her when I was about to finish. I just....did.



Fortunately, she didn't seem to mind.

think a couple of 10 year-olds who found a porn mag in the woods and thought, hey, that looks fun

Drinking with a female friend. She said she wanted to suck my dick. I said OK. After about 5 minutes, she said "Would you come already," so I did. She washed it down with a Diet Coke & said "That was quite a load."

Is that where they kept them at your school?

Mine was with my g/f at the time at her best friends house while her best friend was away. She was house sitting!!!

What time is it again?

hmmm I don't haz a penis, so I don't think I can say i've ever had a blowjob...but I gave my first one at 16..my technique is much improved from then.

I was 18 she was... um... 17. We'd been invited to spend the night by her babysitting clients. We got the couch in the downstairs party room. It was the 70s.

When I read this I was like....huh?! What does that mean...non-Christians girls, with strict Christian parents??? Doesn't non-Christian mean she's Jewish or Hindu or some shit?

That's just some odd thinking to me...I could give a fuck how some chicks parents are. Their religion means nothing to me.

So...

last week?

This is a MANFail.

Chunky Mexican girl who bragged about how good she was at it. You ever get a milkshake that was too thick and you end up collapsing the straw trying to drink it? That's what she did to my dick. It was terrible.

In HS, 16 y/o.... Girlfriend was a virgin that was into heavy petting... Instead of sex, she decided to give me BJ's instead... that lasted about a week before she realized that I was enjoying it while she was still left... wanting more. So she very quickly began seeing things my way.


Good memories, man!!

My first BJ happened on the same night as the first time I drank Jager.

I learned three things that night:

1: Jager shuts off the part of my brain that tells me fat girls are unattractive (not all alcohol, just Jager.)

2: The old saying "fat chicks give good head" isn't always true. I give her an 8/10 for effort, but only a 4/10 in technique.

3: When someone gives me a bottle of Jager and says: "Here's some Jager, have fun! Make sure you drink it all!" They're not just being generous; they intend on asking me for sex when my judgment is impaired.

How can you rate your one and only blowjob?

Very similar to my own experience.

If you're implying that this is true today, you're wrong. To this day I've had four or five of them. That practically makes me Humanity's Foremost Expert on Receiving Head.

Anyway, her technique was bad enough that, even having never received one before, I realized she was doing it wrong. The only reason she got a 4 was because I didn't feel any teeth.

Yeah, but you didn't care. You were sad when it was over.

And swallow, dammit! Swallow!

You have to go for fat, ugly, and crazy.

It's a triumvirate.

Well, since we're revisiting this topic, may I just say the best kind of bj you can get is to take control over a kneeling deepthroater and fuck it like there's no tomorrow.

You guys sure are rough on each other.

I've done both, but I much prefer to throat and/or get fucked. Smacking and dirty talk helps too.

MY EYES!!! MY EARS!! Lalalalalalalala! Stop!! Enough!!

First one was age 18 with my then girlfriend, we'd been dating for a month and had already slept together, were trying different things. She was pretty bad at it, but she put a lot of errort into it.

The best was when I was 21, my girlfriend and I went out for a drive and we ended up in my high school parking lot. It was bliss.

But you haven't even seen my home movies yet...

Road head at 17 driving my gf home.

She meant well, but... when I parked near her place I had to... carry the water... closer to the village.