who is your top dream celebrity lay?

And you are only allowed to pick ONE.

I know it is a hard choice. Pick ONE.

Mine is easy: Monica Bellucci.

Michael Jackson.

I heard he can stay stiff for months on end.

So many, many choices. Some I'd like as a long term girlfriend (Kari Byron tops the list).

But for just one lay.......Jamie Lynn Sigler (Meadow Soprano).

Monica Bellucci is one the two or three women on Earth I would give a pass on the smoking thing.

I was only a few miles from Monica Belluci's hometown in Italy.
If my car broke down who knows? I could have the mother of all Penthouse Forum stories to tell!

Cradle snatching Jews??? You bastard

I'm not a "lay" kinda girl.

HEY! I only lust upon the later episodes after she turned 18.
As for cradle robbing the Jews, I could go to the other age with mature Jew Sarah Silverman.

BTW Selena Gomez just turned 18...just throwing that out there.

I can say this without even a second's consideration, because it has been a dream of mine for many years, and that is Natalie Portman. No question.

Hmm. I'll have to give this some thought.

There are so many to pick from!

Kristanna Loken. Give Skin that long-stemmed Norse rose any day of the week.

Kristen Bell.

You prefer to stand?

My choice changes with the wind, but right now, I'd say Kate Beckinsale.

Ok, what about "bouncy, bouncy"?

Can it involve time travel, because if so I'm doing Karen Allen circa-1980.

I'm gonna go with Tyler Hilton.

If I wasn't married it would be Jeffery Dean Morgan or Gerard Butler. I've been lead to believe that Gerard Butler is a bit of an ass so I have decided on Mr. Morgan.

But....he's a child?

hard call, but I think I could handle a week of Drew Barrymore.

Although, wrestling with Jamie Lee Curtis wouldn't be a bad thing either.

Meh.

Only if the titties were of Trading Places standards.

Time travel better be involved.

Lately, I'm all about Dave Foley, circa 1990.

That's easy - Michael Shanks, but only if he let's me call him Daniel Jackson.

What is it with all you ring lickers and boys that look like teens?

Since we're apparently invoking time travel, I'll go with Josephine Baker.

Only if there's time travel involved. Skin Googled it, and it turns out that's who Jenee wanted to play her part in the WF movie thread. Skin thought it was Ellen DeGenerate.

I'm so torn. I have to choose between two

Gotta go with Kristin Kreuk on this one.

He's more than legal, I assure you.

Isn't that John Conner?