You know how when a hurricane wipes out some place, there's always someone like Pat Robertson saying that it was a "message from God"? GOP convention delayed due to hurricane.
No, the Gods are upset with the Anarchists. Protesting isn't exactly going to be practical for a while.
Well, here's your problem right here... http://www.theonion.com/video/tampa-bay-gay-prostitutes-gearing-up-for-flood-of,29263/
C'mon, everybody knows the elephants have long had the ability to control hurricanes. Question is, what are those trunk jockeys up to?
Can you blame God? I don't think anyone down here in their right mind wouldn't smash that stupid convention into the ground like a hammer too, if they could. Ok, cue the DHS agents at my door in T minus 3..2..1. There they are.
This time it wasn't me. I was long plagued by the curse of Poseidon, as every time I got near a beach a hurricane or tropical depression was sure to follow me. However, I made a sacrificial offering from behind Niagara falls to appease the angry god of the Seas and Earthquakes (as I recall it was a heartfelt internal 'please stop this shit' and I flicked a couple of tic tacs in the water, environmentally friendly as they were sure to dissolve in that amount of Poseidon's saliva) and we've been good ever since. Of course, there WAS an earthquake in Virginia last year... Hmmm.....
So you Libs are so hoping a Hurricane will hit Tampa just for cheap jokes about he GOP? Well it's not going to hit anyway the only natural disaster heading for Tampa is Joe Biden. The only real threat to the convention is what form of violence the OWS crowd is planning and in that the heavy rains Tampa could get from the storm will help...hard to light a molotov cocktail when it's pouring rain.
BTW, why can't I find <-this guy in the main smiley menu anymore?? I tore the fucking thing apart, before giving up and pasting the address off the one in the post icons group.
Clearly he was in on the scheduled orgy of violence by OWS and their plans of world domination as part of their furtherance of the Islamist agenda whose first major goal was achieved when they got a Muslim from Indonesia elected POTUS.
All I know is that our county just announced that they have canceled school for tomorrow. Fuckers wanna make me stuck with a couple of sirt crazy kids? Bring it on fuckers. They will be so busy cleaning this place that they won't have time to revolt.
HAHAHAHAHA...man, glad mine are grown up. Hopefully you won't get much from this. * Mike, if you want the blame for Isaac, you may have it with my blessing.
The GOP chose to have its convention in Florida in August. It doesn't take the wrath of God to know that that's a mistake.