A challenge to all the JJ Trek haters

And yet I've still participated before now.

Nothing but shit.

There, my 1000 mile journey begins.
I'll catch up someday.


Draaagoooo!!!

Don't be insulting full blown retards like that.

and still addle pated as well.

Who's addlepated? You might be, you stay on this boat much longer.

Boat?

Sounds like some friggin' has gone on in your riggin'...

Keep crying to yourself - no one cares.

We get it.

Must you keep spamming the thread with that crappy picture?

Yes.

STOP!!!

NO U

Re: The Official Red Room Bitch About People Who Don't Like Star Trek Into Darkness Thread

Indeed.

Did you know 2 clicks in ad-block plus in Firefox will block any annoying image you want?

Running away like always, Shinji.

It isn't even on that album...

I still don't get it?

What's Cap'n Ecks trying to show us? That he's weeping like some anime emo kid?

Geez, X. I'm beginning to think Bonz might've been justified in kicking you outta TBBS.

What is this thread about?

Exactly. Have some respect for us. We full-blown retards are people, too!

Sort of...

Star Trek was created for "super-geek fanboys." Watch Gene Roddenberry's introduction to "The Cage." It was never aimed at the dimwitted jock douchebag crowd. It wasn't made for them. That's why remaking it for them has turned it into a pathetic fucking parody of itself.

And, frankly, the halfwit jock douchebag crowd has enough brainless eye candy. Leave something for us geeks. Let us have Star Trek. Quit dumbing it down. Quit turning it into cheese-ass crap just to appeal to the retard brigade. Let them have Mission: Impossible.

I mean, at one time, we nerds had some shit. We had Star Wars -- whoops, nope, George Lucas raped the living shit out of that just to turn another dollar. Well, we had Battlestar Galactica -- whoops, nope, that just took it up the ass. Well, we've got Star Trek -- whoops, nope, guess not, here come Berman and Braga sticking their little pin-dicks in Star Trek's eye sockets with Voyager and then, holy shit, maybe they'll do it right with Enterp... nope, now they've got their cocks in its nose, ew... so okay, almost ten years has gone by, here's this new guy, now we'll get back to Star Tr... awwww, fuck, he's just ripped the top of its head off, scooped out all its brains, threw them against the wall and he's banging his cock on top of its fuckin' spinal cord!

I guess what I'm trying to say is...

WE WANT STAR TREK, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! If you don't want to deliver Star Trek, nobody's fucking forcing you, but if that ISN'T what you plan to deliver, START YOUR OWN FUCKING SHIT AND QUIT FUCKING LYING!

There. Needed to be said, and it needed to be said exactly like that. I don't care if they use the name -- as long as they at least try to live up to it. On the other hand, I don't care if they want to do their own shit -- as long as they sell it as their own shit. But don't promise me something you have no intention of delivering. That's shady. It's fuckin' shady. It's snake-oil-y. You don't tell me to come see the new Ford Mustang and then show me a fuckin' Pinto. Not if you don't want to get floored with a right fuckin' hook, you don't. You don't put Star Trek on that shit and then deliver Star Wars, either. Fuckin' lying pieces of low-life four-flushing shit.

You put Star Trek on that shit, it had fucking better be Star Trek. Not "Generic Spaaaaaayyyyyce Rangerrrrrrrrrs" or some fucking crap. You want to sell me a TOS setting, you TOS-ify that shit. Not no Star Wars fucking hyperspace, not no Rick Sternbach everything-on-the-fucking-ship-glows crap, you make that shit fit with TOS. You wanna amp up the detail? Go for it. But you got my fucking money because you promised me a TOS prequel, and by fucking God, you'd better deliver what you promise.

[-]THIS IS IMPOSSIBRU!!!![/-]

Why, it's not like I ever did this there. As for here, maybe if people stopped whining so much, I wouldn't keep being reminded of Shinji.

WTF is a Shinji?

Long version

Short version is he's a whiney emo who does fuck shit but hide in a ball and cry for 26 fucking episodes of the most overhyped anime ever. That show came out over 20 years ago and Gainax is STILL charging over eighty dollars for the whole series. Seriously, who is going to PAY that price for something you can pirate for free?

....sorry, had to say that.

Short version: Captain X's principal debate technique seems to be "I know you are, but what am I?"

Actually it's that if all you can offer are trolls and flames, I'm just going to call you a whiny little bitch and leave it at that, especially since when it gets right down to it, that's all threads like this are about - whining that someone doesn't like a movie that they do.