Any crackers in the house?

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  1. Lt. Mewa

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    IMO there are only a few here. Can you guess who?? :ramen:


    :dancer:
     
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    Um, me? Wait, is that a bad thing? :shrug:
     
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  3. Lt. Mewa

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    Nah! You don't post like a cracker. :shrug:
     
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    Tell us, my nizzle.
     
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  5. Lt. Mewa

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    :?:
     
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  6. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I like to snack on crackers.
     
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  7. Lt. Mewa

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    I like cheese and crackers. :yes:
     
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    What are the criteria for being a cracker?
     
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  9. Lt. Mewa

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    I first saw...."I like to snap on crackers." :lol:
     
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  10. Lt. Mewa

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    I'll give ya one.

    Someone who reminds you of Archie Bunker but from the South. :ramen:
     
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  13. Lt. Mewa

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    When I was in college in Long Island, I had a friend from Harlem that lived on campus. When he was off campus with me he would always be on the look out for Archie Bunker types. He steered away from white folks wearing flannel or plaid shirts, work shoes and white socks. And he didn't like it if a white person called him 'pal'.

    But this was because he grew up in Harlem and didn't have much contact with white people. He had the same misconceptions that whites have about blacks but in reverse.
     
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    [​IMG] and [​IMG]
     
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  15. Lt. Mewa

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    I think you should always have at least one box of crackers in the house at all times.
     
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  16. Lt. Mewa

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    Ramen is not on the list since he's a mongrel. :ramen:
     
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    [​IMG]

    Anything else may as well be sawdust.

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  18. Lt. Mewa

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    I'm a Ritz man myself. :diacanu:
     
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  19. Lt. Mewa

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    [YT="Ritz it ---- gooooood cracker!"]sg4pu7o5k38[/YT]

    I think the brunette gal was also on the Ty-D-Bowl ads
     
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  22. frontline

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    I'm only a transplant, so I don't count. However my kids are 7th generation Crackers.
     
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  23. Lt. Mewa

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    I heard that some white folks use cracker to describe themselves or shout out to others.

    "I'm a Florida cracker and proud of it!"

    "What ya'll crackers doin'?!"


    :ramen:
     
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  24. Lt. Mewa

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    Impressive :zod:
     
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    and I didnt even have to use the 20 sided die, just roophies :ramen:
     
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    Ummmm, O K. :unsure:
     
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    Shit, only one solitary branch of my family showed up on my end to the US prior to the turn of the 20th century! :lol:
     
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    Was... Was that Andy Griffth rapping about a cracker? :rotfl:
     
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