Any crackers in the house?

IMO there are only a few here. Can you guess who??

Um, me? Wait, is that a bad thing?

Nah! You don't post like a cracker.

Tell us, my nizzle.

I like to snack on crackers.

I like cheese and crackers.

What are the criteria for being a cracker?

I first saw...."I like to snap on crackers."

I'll give ya one.

Someone who reminds you of Archie Bunker but from the South.

Not me

When I was in college in Long Island, I had a friend from Harlem that lived on campus. When he was off campus with me he would always be on the look out for Archie Bunker types. He steered away from white folks wearing flannel or plaid shirts, work shoes and white socks. And he didn't like it if a white person called him 'pal'.

But this was because he grew up in Harlem and didn't have much contact with white people. He had the same misconceptions that whites have about blacks but in reverse.

Right now? Sure.

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I think you should always have at least one box of crackers in the house at all times.

Ramen is not on the list since he's a mongrel.

Anything else may as well be sawdust.

I'm a Ritz man myself.

I think I have some saltines left in the cupboard.

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I think the brunette gal was also on the Ty-D-Bowl ads

I heard that some white folks use cracker to describe themselves or shout out to others.

"I'm a Florida cracker and proud of it!"

"What ya'll crackers doin'?!"

Impressive

Ummmm, O K.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_cracker

My family immigrated to the colonies in the 1750's. They didn't move from Lancaster County, PA to Alabama until the 1830's.

Shit, only one solitary branch of my family showed up on my end to the US prior to the turn of the 20th century!

The first of my ancestors came over from England as an indentured servant in the 1790s. He settled in Georgia. Fortunately, his descendants left for Texas shortly before the revolution.

Was... Was that Andy Griffth rapping about a cracker?