Also, for the record, Lanzman offered it to me and I turned him down. $8.50 was an absurd asking price.
I didn't say that, I said Chup threatened to leave if you didn't sell him the board. He's pulling a garamet in that he's claiming he didn't say something unless someone dredges up and old post to prove it.
In an attempt at a serious reply for the Return of Castle, what makes you* think we don't enjoy being here? *or your character.
(A) You didn't word that post very well and (B) Yeah, expecting someone in this place to back an allegation with actual evidence...what a concept.
Castles going to wake up with a bitch of a hangover and then realise he's banned from the a place he spends so many hours at....... For what its worth i think the ban was justified (even if Castle doesn't have the ability to carry out the threats as some are saying). Would be interesting to hear what Lanz or Elwood would have done if he pulled that shit on their watch.
Can't speak for Elwood or Lanz, just for myself: more than one troll tried what he 'threatened'. They all failed because that kind of trolling just doesn't work here. There are almost no rules to play against the board, but Castle type trolling requires them. The stricter the rules, the more power hungry the mods the more successful his kind will be. Castle's 'threat' wasn't credible because he's uncreative. Rule trolling is the only thing he knows. It's certainly within the rules but him crapping all over every single thread here is so annoying a little vacation is IMHO completely justified. Might have done the same. There are many ways to interpret words and how you do it is completely dependent on the relation with the poster in question. Nobody likes Castle so go figure how Anc would interpret them
Since I don't really take Castle's rantings seriously (he's a troll, kids, it's what he does! ) I probably would have just PM'ed him not to make such statements or something.
So whens the ban due up? Im looking forward to reading how it was his plan all along & everyone danced to his tune.......
I'm still weighing up whether or not to mail some shit to him in the post while he's away. Ya know, to keep him entertained and all.
You don't think that taking it off the internet and trolling him via the mailbox might be taking things a bit too far?
Wasn't certain and didn't want to assume. If you do sent him mail, may I suggest a box of Entemann's donuts?
This is so completely wrongheaded I don't even know where to begin. Castle being any kind of a threat, to anything, in anyway, is about as credible as those WMD's in Iraq were. Were you salivating with joy when he gave you that asscrack slender excuse to give him a vacation? Really Anc, you might want to see what two people liked your post to gauge it's merit.
Castle has a history: Back when Tamar was in charge (Lanz was on his sabbatical) and skin had his last major breakdown, she didn't think he was that incapable of being a threat. (make sure to click the 'Click to expand' button in the first block quote so you can see where Tamar says "He was calling Wong at home and threatening his kids...") Yeah, not going to just assume a guy like that didn't REALLY mean his threats against the board and it's membership.
Sorry, but I just can't see the half blind vape king of Arizona being much of a threat. Particularly of a place he damn near spends 24/7 on.
Of course JC meant his threats. He wasn't sober enough when he made his threats to have been able to have been jerking anyone's chain. He's not sober enough to jerk anyone's chain when he's at 0 BAC. Sure, he's not actually a threat, but he meant what he said. That matters. His impotence only means that he should be pitied rather than hated.
Yes, and even I never banned him and he made the very same threats and worse when I was in charge. When I refused to ban him so he could start this phase of the game, he locked his own account and still went off on how unfair it all was....except it doesn't work so well when the Admin doesn't actually ban you or do anything unfair to you. It all rang hollow and he apologized and came back behaving himself for at least a couple of days. You should know he doesn't really mean it, because he would have done it long ago if he was capable of it. If he ever became capable of it, he wouldn't announce it beforehand...he would just get it done.
You have to draw the line somewhere, you cant just give castle a free pass because he's a moron. The next guy that comes along might be more tech savvy, if Anc gives him the same leeway you suggest for Castle, and he fucks the board, you, flashlight, Volpone, everyone including me would be all ovee Anc. Sorry, but you make threats you get what you deserve. And at the end of the day, its not a permaban. Its what, a week off from Wordforge. Hardly a fucking hardship. The rest of us do that if wer snowed under at work
I think you give him far too much credit. Less then And, but still He has such an anger problem, and a need for attention that he usually winds up trolling himself. That's not exactly the sign of a Hannibal Lecter type intellect.
It was kind of like watching a severely retarded person play chess with someone of below average intelligence. Anc made his ultimatum. And there was actually more than one way around it: He could have said "No." Period. End of post. And gave Ankles just what he wanted in his strutting big balls Elwoodesque moment. Or he could have just stopped posting in the thread. "Let them eat static" is often the best option for defeating self-important trolls. Of course Castle is too stupid for that. He touches benches with "wet paint" signs on them. When the waitress tells him not to touch a plate because it is hot he touches it. If you tell him not to stick a fork in a light socket he will. So yeah. Ankles outsmarted a retard. That is what Wordforge has come to. A guy you literally can't ignore--can't warn, can't ban, literally writes the rules, beat a stupid cripple with home field advantage writing the rules on the spot.
It's not his intellect that is his "power"...it's the sheer persistence and staying power he has when normal people would have stopped and went away. He will park and be a pain in the ass for decades waiting for opportunities to do anything to those he has a grudge about. It's not a real threat unless it gets to you and you help him fuck your board up. But that is true of any troll that only has trolling as a weapon. Unless you're a hacker, you need to convince people to fuck themselves because, really...what else can you do? It's why for all the whining some people like to do about ignore being for pussies...and it's always someone who doesn't want to be ignored themselves who says such things because they don't want to lose their "captive" audience....ignore truly is the best and most powerful weapon we have against trolls. You can't be bothered or manipulated if you can't read their bullshit. You can't be tempted to answer back and give them the attention they crave if you don't know they are baiting you. The people who bitch and whine about Castle and at the same time refuse to put him on ignore and can't control themselves from getting into the shit-throwing contests and other games Castle likes to play are just as guilty of helping him be a massive pain in the ass as he is. He can't do it alone...literally can't. Stop helping him if you really are tired of his shit. Anything else is just hoping to "win" by staff action...Dayton's favorite tactic.
It's been entertaining to see the attitude toward the ignore function evolve since WF's inception. In the early years, the cry was "Ignore is for pussies!" and anyone who announced they were putting someone on Ignore was mocked mercilessly. Then TKO made it a fashion statement, and Muad and Volpone and a few others thought and adapted it. Fast forward and now it's the Official Board Policy as practiced by 25% of the ownership. Creeping Millenialism and mimicry by the generation old enough to be their parents.
I love how Tamar thinks she's describing the actions of some "master troll" when back in reality she's just describing some washed up loser who takes the internet way too seriously, has too much time on his hands and miraculously somehow doesn't still live with his mom because he can scratch up just enough rent for a shitty little apartment.
^^ Case in point. When someone doesn't want to lose their audience, they must find a way to make people feel bad or stupid about using the tool that works against them. It's common sense...when something bothers you, don't subject yourself to it.... if you have a choice.