Ask me how big? Humungous.

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Hood, Apr 13, 2021.

  1. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Careful, next he'll be calling you a CHUD.
  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    And? I also make six figures if you include what's after the decimal point. Oh and I get paid in Zimbabwe money, so top that!

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  3. Hood

    Hood Wibble Cunt

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    Ask Elwood about the moderator that used to check when I was online and messaging another poster, who proceeded to tell a third poster about it. That moderator left after I said I hoped her daughter got arse fucked by a BNP supporter. Good ole’ honourable southern gentleman Elwood didn’t have the balls to ever come clean about it or apologise to me or the other poster.
    Gargamel inserted herself into that little drama and proved herself a hypocrite like many here who lament her loss.
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  4. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Protip: I don't keep an eye on when people log on or off.
  5. Hood

    Hood Wibble Cunt

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    Never said it was you Sparky. Nice thread title changes though, makes the Cass and Elwood administrations seem like a golden age.
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  6. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    What, for this thread? It was a thread split, not a rename.
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  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Boy, I sure would love to have the guy who's playing around in my guts to be holding seething grudges over 15+ year old message board shit.
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  8. Hood

    Hood Wibble Cunt

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    Are you going to tell me where I can buy one of your comic books or not?
  9. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Does....does he think this behavior is badass or something?
    He's the drunk uncle puking on the shower rug.
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  10. Hood

    Hood Wibble Cunt

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    You keep teeing me up Discanu. I genuinely want to know if I can read something you’ve created. You must have something to show alongside 90k impressions here.
  11. Hood

    Hood Wibble Cunt

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    To add to this, is RickDeckard/Henry hill a Nazi too? As he seems quite sensible on the subject of puberty blockers.
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  12. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    My. That went well.
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  13. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    Nope. Probably because it never happened. You sure you're alright, mate? Early onset dementia would be a real downer, except it might make your posts more entertaining.
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  14. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I don’t remember Hood being this big a twatwaffle. Did he give his password to Castle?
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  15. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    Different C-word spam with Castle.
  16. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    Priapic ego is expected after an abusing internship, but I've never seen a case this bad.
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  17. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    And this is what leads you to derail a memorial thread for someone who hasn't been dead a week?

    Do you have no idea how self absorbed and spiteful you're seeming here?
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  18. TheBrew

    TheBrew The Hand of Smod

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    Wait, is a six figure salary supposed to be impressive? There have to be at least multiple members here who make six figures.
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  19. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I knew call center techs who were making 6 figures down in NYC with a high school diploma back in the day. My first business made over 6 figures in the first year doing same day delivery between Putnam County NY and busine4sses in the city way back when HS residential data was an analog modem. 100k salaries were not much around NYC. They aldo did not get you very much either. Shit, my grandmother makes over 100k a year on her investment stocks, and she has been retired for a few decades.

    Seriously, my anime DVD collection costs more than four or five of his watches. I lost my fucking VHS anime collection and that ran me more than 10k. I paid for parking for momocon down by Cobb center Atlanta one weekend and I think that was around 10k. I could have sold and bough back my car and paid less.
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  20. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I do! And let me tell you about my Apple Watch SE! It’s comes in color!
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  21. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    I would be among them, except that France abandonned the French franc years ago in favour of the euro. :(

    It's all the fault of the EU! :shakefist:
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  22. Kommander

    Kommander Bandwagon

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    Who the fuck brags about an £8k watch? The one I'm wearing right now is easily worth ten times that. It's by far the cheapest watch I own, but Vladimir Putin gave it to me after I beat him at arm wrestling, so I wear it sometimes just so he's not offended.

    And a six-figure salary? I make so much money that I have to pay an accounting firm six figures a month just to know how much I have. I could give everyone on the planet six figures each every week and pay off the national debt, and it would only be a drop in the bucket.

    Anyway, I have to get going. Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johansson, and the Greek Goddess Aphrodite are begging me to have sex with them. they're a little below my usual standards as far as sex partners go, but they're being persistent and giving in is the easiest way to shut them up so they'll stop bothering me.
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  23. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Stupid little fitbit watches can tell time, how many steps you take, and other health conditions of your body.

    I have an old singer sewing machine with a physical pedal and flywheel. No electricity needed. It is not like they are still making those things because it is so awesome.

    what is it about watches that the status symbol is some old school rolex type watch with the fucking hands and dials?

    I could understand @Faceman 's apple watch being a brand name status symbol. I still would not buy an overpriced apple watch, but at least it does stuff with modern technology and convenience.

    I could at least get vinyl records had a fucking sound and texture to their recording that people got used to so it is an old status symbol.

    An expensive modern watch built with old analog parts is stupid. Even if an EMP hits the earth the fucker still dies because it runs on batteries, or you have to wind it. So we are still all fucked for telling time in that case.
  24. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    You are so much more awesome than that other guy with the expensive watch.
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  25. Jenee

    Jenee Driver 8

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    I’m so jealous.
  26. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    We had a lot of big personalities on the board at the time, this seems about right.
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  27. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Yeah. Decided to go Special Operations instead. Then moved to communications where I got the largest transit measure in the US ($54B) on the ballot and passed. Now moving to software development (when in Rome...).

    Had some nice titties. They are getting sliced and diced right now. I will definitely miss them. Slept the last two nights holding them. :( Hopefully the reconstruction brings them back bigger and stronger.

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    Sorry for the delay. Took a last minute goodbye boobs trip to Vegas.

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    Glad to hear you are doing well and happy with your life.
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  28. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    She really likes her headphones!
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  29. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    We totally didn’t spend the day vibing on some small doses of LSD.
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  30. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    No breaking in to Area 51?