Nah, I just took the title. Waiting to be given the title wouldn't be very Dayton-like. As a Dayton, no one's opinion is valid unless it agrees with my opinion. My opinion is that I am now The Dayton, therefore it is so and anyone who disagrees doesn't matter.
I do recall one time where Dayton dragged him for continuing to call Muslims animals, so arguably Dinner has long surpassed Dayton Also, have you *seen* his TK posts? His posts would barely be distinguishable from his arch enemy Sokar's but for his continued butchering of the written English language.
We'll see. Posters who are really serious about leaving ask to have their passwords scrambled. Did he ask you, @Bickendan?
I saved a screen grab of this google search from July 2012. I have no idea why and I can't seem to locate it either through Wordforge or archive.org. Was it Federal Farmer or someone else? Because the thread title is eerily similar...
Until the boy returns we will need a temp neo dayton. The boy is coming back. The thing about a dayton is that without a banning he always comes back for more abuse. The boy is reliable in that aspect. However, for all people applyuing here are some credentials you need to bring with you to prove you are our standby dayton. 1. Self diagnosed autism. The self diagnosis has to be from one of the jobs you were fired from as a mental healthcare worker. 2. catastrophic termination from more than three jobs. 3. resides in arkansas or arkansas adjacent red state hellhole, and you love it there. 4. loss of one or more limbs or appendages due to flesh eating bacteria. pics or didn't happen. 5. a diary of over 300 pages in the blue room. 6. A greatest hits thread in the RR with more than 5 pages started by someone else. 7. a banning from another small science fiction based message board and entertaining moderator discussion regarding how fucked up you are. 8. multiple personalities on trekBBS. 9. been the subject of a faceman parody. 10. brag about your perfect Praxis scores. 11. are a substitute gym teacher. You want to aim for at least two or three of these. There is only one entity that can do all of this and that is Dayton Kitchens. If you are claiming all of these things you are probably a sock of his anyway.
No, I am The Dayton now. If and/or when he comes back, he can be something else. Why you still arguing what's been decided? Even if everyone disagrees that I make a great Dayton, being disagreed with is the very essence of Dayton, and only strengthens my position. The only way out of this is if everyone declares me to be Not Dayton, and maybe that's been my plan all along? Fine, I'll take the quiz, because I like quizzes. I've diagnosed myself with plenty of things, but not autism. Most recently it's Narcissistic Personality Disorder. It escaped my notice for so long because I'm very different from other narcissists I've encountered. However, I've determined that it wasn't because I'm not one, but because I am so, so much better at narcissism than the rest of them. Every job I've had. Every company I've worked for sucked and they failed hard when they failed to convince me not to quit. Some of them tired, but they didn't offer me anything to stay. The companies got even shittier after I left because I was the only good employee they had. Detroit, close enough. Although I only love it here because no where else has me as a resident. Haven't lost any limbs yet, but if I do, it'll be from something cool, like fighting a bear, not flesh eating bacteria. I'm far to lazy for that. Only threads started by me are important or relevent. I was banned from a Facebook polyamory group, but that's only technically science fiction based. TrekBBS lost its Kommander privliges. Faceman should be more worried about being the subject of my parodies. I mean, not like, a lot, but, enough that it technically counts as being worried. I don't know what a Praxis score is, so it can't possibly be important. Again, far too lazy. Clearly, I got a perfect score. Not only did I meet all the criteria you set forth, but I corrected that criteria where you clearly got it wrong. Anyway, I'm taking the Dayton mantle in a new direction. So far, they've all been stupid. While I am stupid on occasion, it's not something I'm particularly skilled at. And, well, I think we've had enough stupidity lately. However, Daytons aren't just stupid, they're also arrogant. I'm great at arrogance. I've not only turned it into an art form, I've perfected it.
I am glad to hear the boy is OK and has not fallen out a window while moving his bathtub like other russian operatives. Another russian operative fell out a window at the hospital recently. If I was a russian bot like him I would stay far away from any open windows or at least wear a safety harness all the time above the first floor. For Federal Farmer; I am serious, take care of yourself because Putin can get you anywhere. Oh, and welcome back in case I miss you.
OK, I hear you and recognize that you identify as trans Kitchens. As a trans person I am going to do somethi9ng you should never do and advise you on how you need to be so we can accept you as our new Dayton. You see, we are the gatekeepers and you must do the thinhgs we say and not have any independent characteristics that are not associated with our view of what a dayton is. Being a member of the trans community I am qualified to judge your journey o9n your way to becoming a real kitchens. Your problem is that I need a fucking job so I went to school and got a doctorate in the psychology of dayton kitchens. So I know everything and you need to do what I say is dayton like or else no stupid pills for you. (Can you sense my overwhelming disdain for trans shrinkis who love to lord their power over kids who need their permission to be themselves?) Good, as a person who has never felt an ounce of transdaytonism but has read a book and discussed it with other people in an academic setting while partying and playing sports I am fully qualified to come up with and administer a test for transdaytonism. Self diagnosed asburgers is the prime component of the DK personality. Dayton is not narcissistic, he is autistic which makes him the center of the universe. Due to his disability it is the world that has to conform to his condition. You see, a dayton recognizes he is faulty because jesus told him so. He can never be a narcissist because that would not be humble in the eyes of the lord. Instead Dayton is the victim of god's will which has put him at the center of the universe, and the Dayton calls this condition autism. It isn't me stopping you from being the new Dayton, it is just the rules I have made up. So please don't get mad at me because you need me if you ever want the stupid pills. I am pretty sure you are not transdayton enough. It is not that the companies suck to a dayton. It is that they were not fully aware of his autism and therefor did not adjust properly to his genius. A dayton is a humble victim and as such it is the world that fails to live up to his fully disabled genius. We all think works sucks, but when you accidently release the boobies from the booby hatch you work at, or ther children on your high school football team ask you who you are while you watch them shower, it is the fault of management that they weren't letting you teach science class with your military history books like you wanted. I can check your box on that one, but it is sort of like pretending you are a girl wearing lipgloss while you put on chapstick while tanning your testicles. That is good but obviously your synapses are way too close together to be a dayton. What are we doing here, and is any9one still reading this shit? BTW if you are I am amusing myself quite well thank you. You are just not getting dayton. If you do not have the flesh eating bacteria you cannot have a limb rot off and post pictures of it as a response to anh argument when someone is owning you. Who else does that shit but a true dayton? You have got to do better if you want to pee in the DK bathroom. Normal people call it the sink, but you have to be DK autistic to pee in it without others complaining. How are you going to spend decades posting inane babble to sci fi message boards if you are that lazy? You are not even trying now. Dayton only loves his wife, and jesus would be sad if he saw any porn. That was a proper response to having your sock be bannhed from trekBBS so you get a point. The proper response was that raceman is a dayton sock. Do you even know dayton kitchens? What do you do for a living if you are not having gay fantasies about football players? Yes, that would be something a dayton would do, but I do not think you have fully qualified as trans dayton. Obviosly you do not know how self identifying works in the world of psychology. How it works is some twat needs a job, and you have to jump through their hoops (we call them stereotypes and preconceived notions) so that they will prescribe you the DRS you so clearly desire. If you do not do things the way I say you will not be able to pay me lots of money to certify you as transkitchens, and then you will just have to exist with your working brain and not rotting limbs. So study up and please me. When you are ready I have another friend who went to medical school who will do that top surgery you need to fully remove your brain material and replace it with a rabid weasel so you will be able to be your best dayton. Yes, I did all of this to avoid scrubbing the fucking floor. How is that for procrastination.
Just in case, I have a row of Gatling guns to hamburger him, a row of flamethrowers to charcoal the hamburger, a cement mixer to turn the ash to cement, molds to turn the cement to cinderblocks, and boats to drop the cinderblocks into the ocean. Let's see him come back from that.
I left for like 4 or 5 years and no one said boo the entire time. I guess I should have created a thread announcing my intention to have better things to do in my free time than post on an internet message board. Damn Covid bringing me back. But, then Asyncritus came back for covid and left again. .... Maybe I'll get out my jigsaw puzzle board and put puzzles together ...
