Newly elected Republican Congresswoman/high school dropout vows to carry handgun to Congress

In that outfit I’m sure she got close to one eventually.

I would fucking wreck her.

She’s the kinda white trash that has only known white trash. I’d be the first person she ever met who knew what labia were much less how to properly honor them with a tongue.

10 minutes and she’d think I was Don Juan Incarnate.

ATM first date material right there.

You really hate your penis that much?

Lauren Boebert wasn't telling the truth about Beetlejuice ejection

Video at the link.

https://x.com/meiselasb/status/1702544480338153804?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

You can just feel the eye rolls of all the employees as she is being walked out. I could see a few of them holding in laughs.

I would have felt bad for the poor pole.

Sure, just make sure to have one of those biohazard suits on from the super infectious lab. She is professional white trash and we all know they use hopes and prayers to stop infectious disease.

https://x.com/kaylan_tx/status/1702787403881087087

And she gives Theater Handies!

Called it.

I’m with you bud, i would break my dick off in her

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*******HE CAN DROP HIS DICK OFF LIKE SOME LIZARDS DO WITH THEIR TAILS!!!!!!******



@Steal Your Face

Remember the Palin lookalike porn chick from 15 years ago or thereabouts?

Is there a Boebert equivalent?

Asking for a friend.

Uh, oh! Shots fired!


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Scroll up.

Imagine if it was two queers doing it.

Damn you!

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Pee-Wee was all by his lonesome minding his own business.
Got treated like a groomer without the actual word being spoken.

Kids were actually present for Bo-Bo's kung-fu grip.
Nothing will ever be said by the "think of the children" brigade.
Don't even wait for it.

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