Newly elected Republican Congresswoman/high school dropout vows to carry handgun to Congress

Funny, now that she suddenly admits she was vaping, she seems to have forgotten that she was jacking off her boyfriend.

https://bsky.app/profile/dansavage.bsky.social/post/3k7hvu3hssl2n

You ought to know.

If you believe those "she used to be an escort/no actually that's not really her" business then presumably that "not actually her" gal is out there somewhere.

"Tug his hampton at Hamilton!"

ISWYD

So I take it politics isn't paying very well if Boebert is back to turning tricks.

Technically, yes, but they have to stick their dick through the popcorn.

Make sure it's buttery or caramel though - not salty. You don't want to pickle that pickle.

https://bsky.app/profile/cannon4nh.bsky.social/post/3k7jkymi4kp2r




Oh fuck, oh god, oh sweet infant baby jesus….

Divorced Democrat dad?
Anc's got a chance then....

Two nice things that have come out of this. First I now know I am not alone and also Secondly there is a term:‘problematic would’ for the urges my penis sends to my brain.

https://x.com/jojofromjerz/status/1702883672318185518?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

Let’s face it, we know who’s handily in the lead at this point.



https://x.com/politico/status/1703125399025205301?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

*ahem*

*tests mic*

NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY

This sounds like the post of someone who has never rode the beast of a real crazy who brings their own ketamine and is DTF from the first meet.

ENJOY YOUR IGNORANCE.

"America First agenda".

Little historical memory jog.....

Two words: Bunny Boiler.

Not trying to boast and in fact this kept me in an abusive marriage longer than I should have but I have graduated from camp slappy (SERE school).

You paid a quarter million dollars (sum total of SOF training supposedly) to make me who I am.

And I have never fucked a sitting congressperson in the ass. And this is now my mission in life.

Let us see if there is a god.

No, but there's a hell for penises and Lindsey Graham drives the Uber there - it's not even a challenge.

Who hosts drag shows.