Newly elected Republican Congresswoman/high school dropout vows to carry handgun to Congress

Huh. So it turns out that her family is unwed teenage mothers all the way down.

https://www.salon.com/2021/07/31/re...-her-childhood--but-the-real-story-is-better/

fAmILy VaLuEs!!!!!

Omg.

https://twitter.com/fritschner/status/1641110618831765504

You almost feel sorry for her.

Also,

Boebert is divorcing her husband.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/lauren-boeberts-husband-jayson-furious-as-hes-served-divorce-papers

How long do you think it’ll be before we find out that her and Sporkfoot are bumping clams?

So you're saying there's a chance

You can do it. I believe in you.

Remind me to stay away from PornHub for a while.

Yep.

My hometown in California has a pretty sizeable Mormon population for being a two day drive from SLC. All nutters.

Colorado isn't Utah. I've lived in both. They're different nuts. I've also lived in CA. The most nuts place I've lived is FL. GA is next.

Wow, I know she's divorcing her husband, but seems her own ideals are getting dumped too:

https://crooksandliars.com/2023/05/five-republicans-who-signed-no-earmarks

The moonshine and the meth don’t help.

https://twitter.com/coffeytimenews/status/1658828789344763906?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

If you follow the tweet, you’ll find that the dude, or a blue check pretending to be him responded by threatening to sue. Looks like it’s legit.

"Pastors for Trump".
The only God that would smile down on Trump is the invisible pterodactyl demon from "Children Of The Corn".
Hilarious watching these stone age barbarians trying to claim the prototype for Ghandi and Mister Rogers as one of their own.
Well, it would be if they weren't so deadly.

Has anybody ever seen her and Mayim Bialik in the same picture?

And while Ghandi himself wasn't such a stand-up guy as Mr Rogers or Bob Ross, even he said, "I like your Jesus Christ quote nicely. Your Christians, not so much."

Her son called 911 to say that his dad was abusing him. Bobo stopped him.

https://www.businessinsider.com/lauren-boebert-son-called-911-report-abuse-husband-jayson-2023-5

Bobo thinks fighting anti-semitic hate is code for "coming after Republicans".

https://crooksandliars.com/2023/05/boebert-calls-effort-fight-antisemitism

Gee, wonder which section of the base she's pandering to there?

Fuentes? Fuentes? Anyone?

Audio of the call.

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1662034657406271488?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

I just realized, she’s going to be such a Karen to the judge involved in the divorce proceedings that she’s probably going to be the best witness to help bolster her ex’s arguments. Of course, her husband will probably do the same, so it’ll all come out in the wash.

Pay per View?

Moar.



https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1669032317749452800?s=20

Rep. Lauren Boebert didn’t disclose any income from a book that came out in July. She says that’s perfectly fine. The ethics rules indicate it might not be.

In her defense, how is a woman who barely passed her GED after multiple failed attempts actually going to know what the ethics rules are? Not that ignorance excuses her breaking the law, but of course she doesn't know. She might not even know what ethics are.

I imagine congress does not come with the same level of training McDonalds and many jobs come with. Do we think McCarthy walked her around and showed her how to write a bill and submit TPS reports? At least if she worked at walmart someone would show her how to work the register and count change for a few days.

https://x.com/truefactsstated/status/1701730090235613200?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

The 'do you know who I am?' march. LOL.

Remember those rumors that she was a call girl that blackmailed her way into power? Seems more reasonable all the time, doesn't it?

I'm so disappointed that she didn't walk into a pole.