Newly elected Republican Congresswoman/high school dropout vows to carry handgun to Congress

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    A couple of things.

    1. The pregnant bitch who complained about the vaping needs to be removed from the gene pool. You are in a theater full of people breathing in an enclosed space and you want to complain you are dying from some water vapor? You are a sack of shit liar who needs to be permanently placed in a bubble until you admit to being the fraud you are and spend a year or two in prison thinking about what it means to be in this world of actual pollution. That alongh with having your child aborted and your uterus removed. This is unless you were jyust complaining to fuck with lauren and then we forgive you, but never do it to a real person.

    2. Playing wet the seat with a dude is a handicapped game where the only way to actually get a positive score is if he is wearing an adult diaper and the seat is dripping with cum. It is very skilled to try and play in the middle of the theater by the aisle with no one covering the jerker. However, she lost big time by being caught. I will give her credit for walking out with the attitude and the smile. but it was a failed attempt.

    3. I actually do not hate her for the attempt. It is probably the only reason to see beetlejuice the musical. Everyone else in the theater should have their sanity and morals checked for not doing something better with their lives. Especially the pregnant killjoy who bitched. That woman who bitched needs to have her name exposed to the MAGAts and suffer their wrath. I normally do not root for the MAGAts, but destroying a fucking prude pregnasaur who thinks vapor is going to kill her while seeing a shit off broadway musical highlighting a demon from hell who would kill her for ratting him out for smoking is about the only good use for MAGAts. However, it should be noted that Bobert was outed by one of her own prude killjoys which is a bit of slime eating slime.
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    New footage shows Bobo at it again. :bergman:

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    This tweet, uh, is a tweet.

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    It could've been the scent of the vape? Some unholy blend of strawberry cupcakes and patchouli or some such...

    Unlike handjoeb Boeb, the expectant woman actually paid for her seat.

    ANd hey, if you had the opportunity to go full Karen on a boss karen, wouldn't you?
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    This cunt won re-election by 546 votes.

    Jesus Christ, America. :jayzus: :facepalm: :dayton:

    And yes, she's a cunt. I'm not sorry if that word offends you, and I'm not using it in that friendly British way.

    There literally is no other word in the English language to adequately describe her.
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    Like I said, if it was just to harass her with the rules and be a dick, then good for her. But if she was a whiny pissbaby about vaping, I get a little annoyed even though I don't vape. The only reason the handjob thing is a thing is because she has made an issue out of it. I am good with clothed petting in public places. I have had fun with it with consenting adults. She wasn't going hard core at it as far as the camera shows. It was a flirtacious clothed stroke or two. They are obviously dating. I would fucking do that on a date. I would get permission first and screw the prudes who think it is vulgar. I pride myself on the fact I can make women WAP the fuck out of a seat with my fingers.

    Her pretending to be all christian is obviously a load of bull, but that is between her and her dumb ass followers. I am not the one who would hang the bitch for it. It almost makes me wonder if she is just a greedy whore scamming the fuck out of the right, which I can respect in a way. I wouldn't vote for her, but fuck those church ladies out of their dollars.
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    You think she can’t get any hotter but then you find out she is a 36 year old grandma and…

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    Normally I'd spoiler this kind of image, but since we've got so many people here who want to fap to her, I'm not. Don't say you haven't been warned.

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    I can't believe no one remembers this 90's classic from their teenhood.

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    Maybe because we were adults with our own credit cards and friends. :bailey:
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    All that cash on the tits and she didn't bother to sort the lower belly.

    I mean, I don't give a shit about lower belly fat on women. At her age, she doesn't even have that much.

    But she clearly spends money on herself. And she goes for the cheap and obvious.

    Classic GOP.
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    uhhhhhh, oh well, ummmmm sure that never happened with someone doing the drag queen thing in public.

    OK, I will just be over here whistling and looking at the sky innocently.
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