Newly elected Republican Congresswoman/high school dropout vows to carry handgun to Congress

Pull ON a shaft?

Y’all.

I’m at work dammit.

Considering if she loses her Congressional seat she will be unemployed, this is pretty rich.

She can always give happy endings at beetlguise.

At least we'll know what caused the supernova

I had no idea Babs was so powerful.



https://thehill.com/homenews/house/...an-reynolds-barbra-streisand-district-switch/

Not good enough. It would take at least a blow job to get vote.

If it is Boebert I am going to need more than just one BJ. I am going to want at least a monthly pass to the local theater with some sexual favors, and not her all the fucking time. Though it probably would not effect me, I would want some BC and abortion care for those with female reproductive bits who were pleasuring me, and a social safety net so they can pay their bills and live a decent life. I would also want some recreational drugs because I am watching a beetlejuice musical and that needs something. I would also want to make sure the janitors and staff get paid well to deal with my entertainment. I would also want GLBT options, and multi-ethnic and racial options.

If she were to go for all that shit, I would have to really consider voting for her.

https://x.com/sollenbergerrc/status/1744034507580174846?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

If AOC had dramas like this, conservatives would be screaming that they wanted to rip her skin off.
And that would pass as fair legitimate discourse in their bubble.
Just saying.
Compare and contrast.

https://x.com/michaelharriot/status/1744140930859368870?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

Boebert moved her canidacy to a different district in order to increase her election odds.

A new straw poll has her 5th in that district for the GOP primary.

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-colorado-gamble-backfires-1864752

Lauren Boebert Calls for Alligators To Be Deployed at Southern Border

She seems fun.

I'm sure she fucks like a beast.

The batshit crazy ones usually do.

From my somewhat limited experience, I would tend to agree...

https://www.kkco11news.com/2024/02/28/lauren-boeberts-son-arrested-faces-22-charges/

Honestly, the kid was probably doomed all along. Utter trash for both parents. Two strikes against you before you're an adult.

My question is what kind of shithole district ever elects - and re-elects her - to begin with?

I dunno... the shrill thing would be too much of a turn off.

I'd maybe go with some shibari that involves a ball gag and a gimp mask.

well, anything that involves her not speaking.

fading into being an obscure footnote is actually all I really want out of her.

Oh, myyyyyyyy!



https://www.thedailybeast.com/one-o...s-says-car-break-in-scared-her-young-daughter

Tyler's laptop!!! Tyler's laptop!!! Tyler's laaaaaaptooooooop!!!

*Follows FF everywhere*
Tyyyleeerrssss laaaaptooopp!!!! Tyyyleeerrssss laaaaptooopp!!!!

*Slaps FF's food out of his hands, and won't let him eat or drink*
Tyyyleeerrssss laaaaptooopp!!!! Tyyyleeerrssss laaaaptooopp!!!!

*FF starts visibly starving to death*
Tyyyleeerrssss laaa-haaaa-haaa-haa-haaaaaa-aptoo-ho-ho-ho-hooooooooooooooopp!!!!

*FF falls into a coma*

There!! How do you like it, pigfucker!!!!

Anc-You...you went a little too fa...

Me- WASH YOUR ASS!!!! ....

The Boebert crime family strikes again.

https://bsky.app/profile/jvagle.bsky.social/post/3kmseeckpf72g

The Boeberts are descended from the Josephsons?
Robert Langdon will be overjoyed.

Well, Jesus would have been part-human, and I'm fully prepared to believe that Boebart is part-human as well.

It's what the other part is that makes the difference.

And the percentage.

Due to my vast experience of roleplaying, I am thinking the other part is Orc village idiot. As opposed to madge who is part really stupid bigfoot.