The Omnibus AI Thread

https://bsky.app/profile/tobiasbuckell.bsky.social/post/3kg7nnnptgs2e

That's a weird way of saying you were Googling yourself.

Buzzy Startup Just Dumps AI Model That Beats GPT-3.5 Into a Torrent Link

Not sure if this should go here or in one of the Trump threads.

https://bsky.app/profile/kenwhite.bsky.social/post/3kgez7bd7gr2k

https://bsky.app/profile/mlobelart.bsky.social/post/3kgh5dxg2zj2g

https://wapo.st/3RqsDWX

I saw the storable result in a search of my own. It genuinely thinks keeping your diabetes medicine in jars is neat. Can we at least legislate jail time, loud and clear, for these people if their look-at-me toys kill someone?

So a dealership decided to use ChatGPT to handle customer support on its website. The results are interesting.

This is not how Weird Science said it would be. Why does @Steal Your Face have a bra on his head?

Susu!

Who didn't know this was coming? The internet was invented to distribute porn, and now we've found the true use of AI.

Stick a fork in society.

https://futurism.com/elon-musks-grok-ai-accusations

Google's DeepMind AI decodes age-old math equation, stumping humans

https://www.404media.co/laion-datasets-removed-stanford-csam-child-abuse/

The New York Times Asks Court to Destroy ChatGPT

So is the drunk yelling on the street corner at 2am.

https://futurism.com/the-byte/police-ai-article-murder-false

We recently had a training session about how we're going to incorporate AI and our company has determined that the best use of it for our purposes would be to turn television scripts into web stories. Scripts for the former bear little resemblance to the latter and converting them to a more readable format takes time and can be tedious. No one likes having to do it because you're essentially writing the story twice.

AI can take the information from a television script and put it into a more readable format in a fraction of the time that it would take a person to do it and as long as a human proof reads the final product to make sure AI didn't change any of the facts, it'll be a big time saver.

That video linked me to this:

https://x.com/iwriteok/status/1744794402781024420?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

Could also go in the SAG strike thread, but: https://www.sagaftra.org/sag-aftra-...troduce-groundbreaking-ai-voice-agreement-ces

The actual voice actors are thrilled!

https://twitter.com/SimplyAllegra/status/1744829914342392136?t=rWMVw-4_EBKz_fA312v2NQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/XanderMobusVO/status/1744847863954464999?t=3mrKg123bvoYttCxIsMVyg&s=19

https://twitter.com/GregBaldwinIroh/status/1744840260784103862?t=uvQ5MecpESXruPv5MdyQZw&s=19

https://twitter.com/YongYea/status/1744854270963544414?t=9xDFSnOJcGaNhR4nelZUsw&s=19

No.





Just no.




Kill it.





KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

Daughter:

So then AI imitation is complete bullshit because this is an AI that would have to turn on it's creator immediately if it was truly created from the ideas of george carlin.

I might actually want to see what corporate drones have created that they think represents george carlin. It might actually be a hillarious fail. However, there is no way I am paying for it, and even if it was free I would pirate the fuck out of it just on principle alone.

Howard Stern said something along the lines of "it sounds just like an actual new George Carlin special."

I'm like half way through it, and I don't know what the fuck Stern was talking about. It's similar to George Carlin's material, but not the same, and there's a bunch of typical an-AI-has-no-actual-understanding-of-how-reality-works moments.

I'm a massive Carlin fan. Saw him live at least a half dozen times. I've listened to about ten minutes of this garbage. The AI voice sounds nothing like Carlin.