Do you drive a Tesla? If so, go fuck yourself.

They have gone from ludicrous to plaid. They are officially spaceballs.

Why am I the first one to have noticed that? It is one of the easiest spaceballs references, WTF?

Tesla Cybertruck Manages Just 254 Miles Of Range In Independent Highway Range Test
The big stainless steel rhombus has an EPA estimated range of 320 miles

Tesla Isn't Saying How Many Cybertrucks It Built And Delivered In 2023

Tesla's CCS Adapter Doesn't Work With The Cybertruck: Report
A factory-built accessory isn't compatible with the company's own products.

Watch The Tesla Cybertruck's Windshield Wiper Flop Around Like A Wet Noodle

Elon Musk Has Used Illegal Drugs, Worrying Leaders at Tesla and SpaceX

Worrying as in the sense that Caligua's had too much to drink and might really fuck things up for us, even if there's no legal trouble he could get into.

You kinda buried the lede.

Elon being exposed for using drugs isn’t exactly mind blowing. The WALLSTREET FREAKIN JOURNAL exposing Elon for using drugs and going to the depth of reporting they did is what got me.

Also, reads like his brother was the main source. He must be really worried to blow it open like this.

https://x.com/thecaptainlou/status/1743817659685454205?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

I’m confused. Does everyone hate Elon? Just progressives? Just conservatives? And does everyone hate the Tesla vehicles?

Progressives hate Elon. Everyone without a micropenis hates Cybertruck. Everyone who’s paying attention hates “Full Self-Driving” and aren’t thrilled with Autopilot. And a lot of rich people with loud online voices hate the QA failures in other Tesla models that, while worse by rate than other brands, are not SO much worse as to otherwise warrant the rate of media coverage they get.

Thanks. Now what are the arguments for liking Elon and/or Tesla vehicles?

For Elon, watch the John Oliver segment from the end of last year. Tesla undoubtedly made electric vehicles popular and brought costs way down, and sells more of them than anyone else in North America. Tesla existing made a measurable difference in global warming. And if you don’t mind touchscreen controls and don’t get a car with defects, a Tesla is actually a pretty good car.

Thanks. If I live long enough to need and buy another vehicle (mine current vehicle is only 2 years old), I would probably not get a Tesla. I’ll probably get an electric bicycle.

But … is it just me or is it weird that Musk was once everyone’s “golden boy” and not he’s on everyone’s shit list. I’m wondering if there is an effort to discredit him because of what he knows and may or may not ever try to expose, so someone is discrediting him in advance.

I think it was well-known even back in the PayPal days that Musk was a bit... odd.

But certainly, in the last 5-6 years he's really shown his true colours. His egomaniacal acquisition of Twitter alone is enough reason to question whether he was ever truly a genius to begin with.

You’re high and you’ve seen too many movies.

SpaceX Releases Cringe Elon Musk Staff Meeting Video To Prove He Wasn't On Drugs, But His Bizarre Behavior Isn't The Verification They Think It Is

Elon was less of a giant douche on Rick and Morty than he was in real life.

https://electrek.co/2024/01/12/tesla-cybertruck-delivered-ridiculous-body-defects/

Chicago-area Tesla charging stations lined with dead cars in freezing cold: 'A bunch of dead robots out here'

Tesla Lost Almost $100 Billion In Valuation So Far This Year

Tesla's Porsche-Hauling Cybertruck Vs. Porsche 911 Drag Race Was, Shockingly, Just Another Trick

YouTuber Takes Tesla Cybertruck On Cross-Country Road Trip, Stops 12 Times To Charge Over 1,340 Miles

Tesla Cuts Prices In Germany As Model Y Sales Crater

Speaking as someone who's job it was to make sure that stainless steel equipment looked flawless, if you do this, you're going to fuck up the metal. There's much, much easier ways to do this. Any can of stainless steel appliance cleaner will do just fine.
Tesla Cybertruck Owner Reports Tarnished Body Panels Days After Delivery. Here's How To Prevent It

Tesla Seat Belt Design Halts Model 3 Deliveries To Australia

https://x.com/dril/status/1748549523084021896?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

https://bsky.app/profile/zitron.bsky.social/post/3kjet5orw572h

https://bsky.app/profile/maxkennerly.bsky.social/post/3kjgo4mdsup2e

Cybertruck: The future of police vehicles? Elon Musk agrees

Tesla Claims It Will Launch A New Entry-Level Model In 2025

Not even for free. I would take it to sell to some muskhead idiot for some extra cash.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/25/investing/tesla-stock-drop-china-sales/index.html

That semi cab is fugly.

It'd look goofy even if it didn't have the Pepsi logo on it.

Elmo is living in a fantasy world, if he thinks any police department in the US would use this turd in service. They already hate the SUV's they have to use, most of the sheriff's and cops I've spoken with miss their Crown Victorias.