GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!!!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Volpone, Jun 1, 2023.

  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    I finally bought my retirement house. Once it is renovated and rented, I can retire. And when the renters pay off the mortgage, I will be a millionaire. :cool:
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  2. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    If Redfin can be believed, I am already $28,000 richer than I was 40 days ago. :)
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  3. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Blue Room? :unsure:
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  4. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    If home equity makes you a millionaire then you should see my 2000 square foot Californian mansion.
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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Well done.
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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  7. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    Only if you can find a nerd renter willing to pay $28,000 more for having a TARDIS shed.
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  8. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    Slum Landlord Room.
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  9. Ebeneezer Goode

    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

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    As a landlord, good luck, but that's not how it works. You'll have maintenance, the tenants will cause some damage, especially if you get crap ones, and wear and tear.

    Couple of pieces of advice:

    Don't slum the tenants, even if you get burned by some bad ones, keep everything in a condition you'd be happy to live in
    If you find really good ones, don't chase them out with rent raises, the security of good tenants beats any maximising of rental income.
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  10. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    Spot on. When I was a (below average) sales person at Circuit City, we had slumlords come in to load up on the cheap appliances. They had nothing but contempt for their tenants. It's hard to have any respect for someone who has none for you. :brood:
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  12. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Is it in Seattle?
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  13. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    It can't be; Seattle was burned to the ground three years ago.
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  14. matthunter

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    Well, per Shadowrun history that'll always occur at some point, so it's 3 years in the future for some and 3 years ago for others.

    Then again Shadowrun has racial supremacists regularly getting a fireball or wired reflexes/cyberspurs to the fucking face, so it's clearly fantasy.
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  15. NeonMosfet

    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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    Nice
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  16. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Actually, renters don't want nice things. And if you give them nice things, they just wreck them. :)
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  17. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    A cardboard box and newspaper for a blanket would be too luxurious then? :bergman:
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  18. Murderface

    Murderface I'd rather die than go to Heaven.

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    Don't forget that the government can mandate that you not be paid rent for a year or two at a time while you can't evict them for [REASON], because that's a thing now.

    So you've got that going for you.
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  19. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Bad news, everyone...

    I wasn't able to finish the renovation until the end of October. November and December are the worst possible time to find good renters. I wound up having to drop the rent $100 a month. Finally got someone moved in after 3 months. On the plus side, they have dogs so we charged extra rent for that. Now I'm just waiting for the checks to start hitting my account. :$::$::$:
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  20. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    And bouncing.
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  21. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    Volpone one of those guys who says I'm gonna be a millionaire! And then complains about how Joe Biden has destroyed the economy
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  22. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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  23. Jenee

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    Is anyone surprised Volpone is a slumlord?
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  24. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    You make a good point. I should be grateful to Biden. Everything's so expensive that no one can save up a down payment. And interest rates are so high that no one can afford a mortgage even if they had the down payment. And even if they could, there aren't any homes to buy because no one wants to sell and give up their 2% interest rate. So people have no choice but to rent. I've been able to jack up my rents around 20% since Biden took office.
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  25. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    Man this post is something. In this one small post Biden is responsible for:

    The housing market
    People’s spending habits
    Inflation
    Interest rate movement
    The rental market

    It makes me think how great America is, in the sense that even total retards can be millionaires
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  26. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    How do you feel, looking at all the other total retards that are more successful than you? :marathon:

    Chin up, buttercup! There's still hope for you! :techman: If all the other retards can make it, maybe your day will come! :)
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  27. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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  28. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    hardly.

    "landleech", I believe. is the current nomenclature...

    ah well, sooner or later he'll get sued over the black mold that he's too cheap to do anything to correct.
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  29. Jenee

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    When I worked at the assessor’s office a couple decades ago, I had to sit in on many appeals process. Most were settled before any “official” process. The ones who were not satisfied with a fair ruling were one of two types - uber wealthy who tried to claim their McMansion couldn’t possibly be worth half of what they paid for it; the other - assholes who wanted a dirt poor assessment because the building is failing down thinking the income that building provided the owner would not be taken into account.

    Volpone appears to be the latter.
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  30. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    You were a taxman?
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