25 ways to annoy a Yankee

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  1. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    [?=26.]:muad: :fireworks HALFTIME! :fireworks :muad:
    :bananana::bananana::bananana:
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  2. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Troublemaker

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    The best way to annoy a Southerner.

    1. We won. You lost. Get over it. ;) :P
     
  3. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    See Post #31
     
  4. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Don't confuse'em. Just let her think she's the most original Yankee here.
     
  5. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    She is! :yes:
     
  6. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    [?=27.]... [/?]



    :D
     
  7. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Yeah. You're probably right! :techman:
     
  8. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Troublemaker

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    I was too lazy to read the whole thread and I'm too lazy to do it now. My response is still the best. That's why you're part of the USA, not the CSA. :P

    I will admit you had the better generals. How you fucked up and didn't win early is a bit of a mystery, given some of the rubbish we had early on in for commanders.
     
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    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    Yankees like their spicy food. Northern Californians, now there is a Scoville challenged culinary people.
     
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  10. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    It's time to educate bonzie, MD.

    The really short answer is that the South wasn't in a war of conquest. The CSA just wanted to be left alone and fought a defensive-style battle. If they'd gone for DC early, they'd have gotten it and quite possibly ended the war in less than a year.
     
  11. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    That's correct. The South wasn't out to overthrow the US gub'mint. They just wanted to go their separate way. They also didn't have the population that the North had. The North could throw away 5,000 men in a battle and replace them very quickly. When the South lost 5,000 men, there were few replacements.

    We should still take Washington City. :yes:
     
  12. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Whatever for? I say we nuke the site from orbit.
     
  13. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    It's the only way to be sure. :yes:
     
  14. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    So, is it Wal Mart or Wal Marts?
     
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  15. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Yes.
     
  16. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Neither. It's Costco. If it doesn't exist in New York City, then it doesn't exist. :bergman:
     
  17. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    You don't have Wal*Mart? :wtf:

    Holy shit! I've finally found something about Yankeeland that I like! :shock:
     
  18. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Troublemaker

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    Well HELLO, I KNEW that it wasn't a Southern war of conquest. Their mistake was not realizing that the North meant business and that they weren't about to let the rogue states go their own way.

    If you're in a war, you need to fight to WIN, no matter if you're dragged into it reluctantly or not. If not, you're going to lose.
     
  19. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Not a single one in the city limits.They keep trying to move in and keep failing miserably.
     
  20. Ward

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    Well, duh. I told you that was the really short answer. Besides, if the South had been in a war of conquest and they won, then what? We really didn't want the North's territory and we didn't have the forces for a protracted occupation.
     
  21. Muad Dib

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    OH!



    MY!



    GOD!


    :tbbs:
     
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  22. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Here is a good way to annoy a Southerner....be a mick / guniea / papist Yankee with a black best friend who is there for every holiday bastard and marry one of their pure bred / Baptist / Church of God / princesses.
     
  23. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    I'm pretty sure Jeff Foxworthy would rubber-stamp that annulment.
     
  24. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Put ketchup in your grits. I know someone who'd do such a thing, and I wouldn't eat breakfast at a decent Southern restaurant with her for all the money in the world.
     
  25. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Ketchup! :wtf:

    And Elwood made fun of me for putting sugar on mine. :(
     
  26. Yelling Bird

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    Sugar on grits?


    You're dead to me.
     
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  27. evenflow

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    It doesn't stop them from putting tea in their sugar. :vomit:
     
  28. Muad Dib

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    That's what Elwood said. :shrug:
     
  29. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Four things and four things only go in grits.

    Butter

    Salt

    Pepper

    Crumbled up pieces of bacon are optional.

    Anything else is an abomination before the Almighty and shall be punished sternly. :bergman:
     
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  30. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    I'd just like to point out that anything other than desert that those four things don't go with is something that probably isn't worth eating in the first place.