25 ways to annoy a Yankee

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  1. Yelling Bird

    Yelling Bird Probably a Dual

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    Pan-fried shrimp, also. Can't beat shrimp n grits.
     
    Yelling Bird, Mar 26, 2008
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  2. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Your demise will be slow and painful followed by an eternity spent in a locked room with baba and a badly worn issue of Playboy from June 1957.

    :bergman:
     
    Elwood, Mar 26, 2008
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  3. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    You know what tastes really good with grits?

    Maple syrup.

    A big pat of butter, a little salt, and a nice pool of maple syrup. :diacanu:
     
    Volpone, Mar 26, 2008
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  4. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    No salt for me. But I love a bit of syrup in my grits. It simply civilizes it :D
     
    frontline, Mar 26, 2008
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  5. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    :calli:
     
    Muad Dib, Mar 26, 2008
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  6. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    First time I ever saw grits was when I was in basic training (Kentucky--go figure).

    :vomit:
     
    shootER, Mar 26, 2008
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  7. rightfulownership

    rightfulownership Fresh Meat

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    bitch please, the south got owned:moon:
     
    rightfulownership, Mar 26, 2008
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  8. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Nah! Score is 1-0 at Halftime.
     
    Muad Dib, Mar 26, 2008
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  9. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Yeah, but the sport is soccer. 1-0 is a blowout. :bergman:
     
    Liet, Mar 26, 2008
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  10. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    Halftime has been 36 times longer than the first half. Is the second half going to start soon or what?
     
    Jeff Cooper Disciple, Mar 26, 2008
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  11. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Long Halftime show.

    Whaddayagonnadoo? :shrug:
     
    Muad Dib, Mar 26, 2008
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  12. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    It's not a halftime show if there hasn't been a nip slip by now.
     
    Liet, Mar 26, 2008
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  13. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    Change the channel if it's going to keep being this boring.
     
    Jeff Cooper Disciple, Mar 26, 2008
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  14. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    The game resumes sometime in the next 20 years. The upcoming election will hasten it.
     
    Muad Dib, Mar 26, 2008
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  15. rightfulownership

    rightfulownership Fresh Meat

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    aww you're cheering for an imaginary team! that is so cute:P
     
    rightfulownership, Mar 26, 2008
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  16. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Keep thinking that. We like it that way. :techman:
     
    Muad Dib, Mar 26, 2008
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  17. rightfulownership

    rightfulownership Fresh Meat

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    it'll never work. we've got an insider in the south :chris:
     
    rightfulownership, Mar 26, 2008
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  18. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Troublemaker

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    Ew grits. Nasty tasteless stuff that only takes on the taste of whatever you dump over them. Best to skip those and go for a bagel instead. :P
     
    T'Bonz, Mar 27, 2008
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  19. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    I have to add some eggs over easy to Elwood's list of acceptable items to go in/with grits.
     
    Ward, Mar 27, 2008
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  20. Yelling Bird

    Yelling Bird Probably a Dual

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    Civilizes it.

    Yeah, just like Lincoln "saved democracy" by invading the south.:mad:
     
    Yelling Bird, Mar 27, 2008
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  21. Jenee

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    At some point, the military decided it wanted a 'healthier' Army, so it sent out a questionaire about eating habits. One of the questions was 'Do you put salt on everything you eat?'

    And I answered 'No.'

    Cuz, I don't put salt on ice cream.
     
    Jenee, Mar 28, 2008
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  22. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I also never saw grits until I was in the military (Air Force or Army, I can't remember for sure) but don't remember eating them until I met my wife (who isn't Southern either). I don't know how she started eating them.
     
    oldfella1962, Mar 28, 2008
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  23. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    Grits are a southern thing then eh?

    I always thought foods like that were a black thing. :ramen:
     
    Powaqqatsi, Mar 28, 2008
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