A Chart to Help Those on the Fence About Punching Nazis

ANARCHO-communist. Think about it.
I seriously wondered which uninformed twit would mouth diarrhea first. Congratulations, @oldfella1962.

The most important thing is that no one ever throw a milkshake at any of these people, because that makes you exactly as bad as them.

not much to think about really: a totally unrealistic concept that would result in abject failure and misery for anybody living under it's control.
It's basically a system for delusional bitter losers who want their countrymen to be as miserable as they are. Any country employing this system would end up so weak economically and militarily that they would be ground into dust by the first country who has their shit together and possesses even a shred of motivation.

Are they cute boots because I know where people will pay you to crush them under your boot heels. Some of them will even pay more if you dress like a Nazi.

I am actually pretty sure there is much more demand for being crushed under the boot heels of a Nazi than any other oppressive fascist regime ever. Oddly it is probably mostly WASPs who ate the biggest customers and best paying for such service.

I am pretty sure punching the Nazi in these cases is considered a no no, or at least you have to pay a lot extra.

You don’t have to prove me right twice.

I read somewhere that Sir Jimmy Page (yes, rock star JP) used to dress up in Nazi uniforms for weird sex events. It wouldn't surprise me!

Oldfella in 8 years -

(On the phone with his Social Security and Medicare agents)
Gimme, gimme, gimme!!!

Prove me wrong once and I'd be amazed.

lol no

Ok, boomer, calm down. You’re going to shit yourself if you keep this up. *pats on the head*

how would you even know about Social Security? You have to hold a steady paying job to collect it.

Of course not. You stopped thinking and started following some time ago. Sad, too. You used to be quick witted and aware.

not to defend Ten Lubak (he's a big boy) but when have you ever started thinking? Fantasizing about the world being brought down to your level of malfunctioning isn't really thinking IMHO.

Ok, boomer.

I know you're not gonna spit it out like a brussels sprout.
If Ayn Rand didn't, you're not gonna.


You can argue that John's ideology doesn't work, but yours is an outright fucking lie.

I don’t mind the occasional critique of ideology, but he doesn’t even know what the fuck I actually believe. He hears “communism” and thinks Stalin or Mao. He’s been conditioned to believe that it is all the same, and anything different is a lie or cover, so I just pat him on the head and move on. You can’t fight that kind of ignorance from the outside.
Meanwhile, Federal Farmer reps him like a masturbating shitgibbon because he’s desperate to be liked and thinks that’s the way to get it.

You calling me a follower is one of the best forms of irony I've ever seen

Thanks bud, needed the laugh

He doesn't even believe that, because when right-wing white men commit similar atrocities, it's patriotic, and wonderful.
At worst, morbidly necessary for some greater good that never bothers to show up.

His whole existence is a punchline to a badly constructed, told, and timed joke.

You’re neither half as funny or clever as you once were, and you stopped thinking for yourself. You’d make a decent Bill Maher.

True, capitalism and imperialism has murdered millions, and continues to do so. People think because they can choose between 20 varieties of cereal and a hundred shitty TV shows that they’re free. They believe because they wave a flag and shout slogans of God Bless America that they’re the good guys.

I see everything just fine. For instance you're just a guy who spends his entire days posting online on several message boards about My Little Pony while his family and life crumbles around him, doing nothing of consequence to improve the situation

All that privilege and can't do a damn thing with it

This is how I know I have hurt you.

Just calling it like it is

You should be writing Trump's tweets.
They'd be just as toxic, and petty, and substance-less, but at least they'd be spelled correctly.

Stung badly, did it?

You wish it did

No, I really don’t, but it clearly did.

Soma smile.

Jesus, you'd give aspirin a headache

Anc- Here's a Nazi being a Nazi. On tape.

Oldfella & Ten Lubak- Nevermind that, John is a doody head!

Master debating.

Can't speak for oldfella but I already knew that guy was a Nazi piece of shit. Wtf is there to debate?