America is fucking broken :(

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  1. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I like Cheerios, only commies disagree, which is a fact, not an opinion.
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  2. Ancalagon

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    Cheerios is molded sawdust. :facts:
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  3. Lanzman

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    What's this "you" shit? I'm not a liberal, you ponce schoolboy. :lol:
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  5. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    Speak American, dammit! :shakefist:
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    Nyet. :dendroica:
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  7. Dr. Krieg

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    SLAVA!
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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Fuck you, you shit stain, really fuck you. All you just said is that people who don't agree with you politically are not real Americans and my only response is that you are a human shit stain.
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  9. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    You actually know what ass tastes like? I don't want to know the story behind that,
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Regular Cheerios are kind of plain on their own.

    That's why you put sugar on them.

    Or, even better, honey.

    :diacanu:
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  11. Amaris

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    I just buy the Honey Nut Toasted Oats from Kroger. Well, when I buy that stuff anyway. I'm a fan of Apple Jacks, myself. It only has a few more grams of sugar than Honey Nut Cheerios, and it actually has a little more fiber. Plus, they taste really good. Honestly, the sugar/carb count is close enough that one can enjoy just about any cereal, within reason, and get the same nutrients. They're all enriched anyway.
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    That's awesomely bad. :rofl:


    I've got a thing for watching small market teevee commercials. They're almost always terrible and hilarious at the same time.

    It used to be that technology gave them a "technical cheese" quality compared to large market spots.

    Now that technology allows even small time production places to give their work a real high quality look, it's almost like they've responded by making the content even cheesier.

    I've seen good/terrible spots before, but nothing on that level. :lol:
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    Pretty much. I've got better things to get worked up over.
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    I bet you have diabetes.
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    You'd be wrong.
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  16. Amaris

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    He should have guessed me, cause then he'd be right!
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    Standard operating procedure. :lol:
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    You always struck me as a lesbian, @garamet ;)
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    How many lesbians have ever assaulted you Soma?
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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  24. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    He made a funny. I laughed. He gets a "like." I even give Castle a "like" on the rare occasion when he's actually amusing.
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    Okay, yep, that was a chuckler.
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  26. Chuck

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    stolen from facebook

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  27. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Can anybody document that she really said that? I saw it on Facebook too, and while it's somewhat believable, considering some of her past statements, I can't find any actual confirmation.
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    I think most congressmen are morons, but that sounds fake to me. Sheila Jackson Lee territory if true.
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  29. Chuck

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    I just did a search on the Fox News site for Michelle Bachmann. The first several results were in Spanish :lol:
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  30. Tuckerfan

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    I'm sure its fake. She's been mocked for supposedly saying that if English was good enough for Jesus, its good enough for Americans, and even she's not that dumb to say that about Coke, since she'd have to know people would do nothing more than make fun of her for it.