America is fucking broken :(

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  1. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    I actually agree with the multicultural sentiment that the ad is trying to push, but mixing it with Coca Cola is (no pun intended) in poor taste. Surely some of you have heard of what that company does to brown people in Latin America, for example?
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  2. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Mexican Coke is better than US Coke, but the trade-off in brown suffering to create such nectar is another topic. As is the question of whether we should let corporations commercialize the patriotic canon.
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  3. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    I'm pretty sure loudmouthed morons spewing ignorance have always been part of America. :bergman:
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  4. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    I love how many people are bitching about America the Beautiful being sung in different languages, and that it should only be sung in English because this is America. And that it's a disgrace to have it sung in any other language, I wonder how many of those ignorant fucks would shit a brick if the commercial was done using only Uto-Aztecan, Algic, Muskogean, and Iroquoian.
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  5. Dayton Kitchens

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    Not everyone wants their community to look like Turtle Bay...
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    Hillbilly village is fine for you.
  7. Dayton Kitchens

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    Given that I've never had a connection to "hillbillies" in my life that would be no.
  8. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    FTFY

    Yet, you have the wife beater thing going. You obviously misunderstood the shirt for the action.
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  9. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Same thing Ed
  10. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    So you were wearing a wife beater while wife beating, way to go.
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  11. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    YEP! And Jesus also wore awesome tinted glasses and a Rolex.
    And he loved the fuck out of football.
    ROLL TIDE!
  12. tafkats

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    This really doesn't have to be a liberal/conservative thing in any way. I know plenty of people who consider themselves social conservatives, yet are capable of hearing "America the Beautiful" sung in other languages without losing their shit.
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  13. NotDayton Kitchens

    NotDayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    The last time I beat my wife, she said that she forgave me when I visited her in intensive care. That was over six weeks ago. Ancient history.
    I bet since then some of you have been having sex like unthinking animals without it being absolutely necessary. Disgusting.
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  14. Archangel

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    You aren't even trying anymore.
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  15. Archangel

    Archangel Primus Peritia

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    One has to wonder if some of this is just trolling...or to use the conspiracy nut buzzard "false flag" posters just trying to make their idealogical opponents look like racist nuts.

    Be honest, would it really surprise anyone with as much deceit as both sides engage in to demonize their opponents?
  16. We Are Borg

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    The more important question is, what are you doing in that ad? (see 0:33)
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    The need to show diversity required a soulless ginger abomination? :ramen:
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  18. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Coke's Mad Men have counted on social media reaction and pulled a Reverse Chik-fil-A. Watch the stock over the next few months.
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  20. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    And I'm thinking of some of the priciest real estate in Manhattan:

  21. Dayton Kitchens

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    "Turtle Bay" is used by some conservative commentators (such as George Will) to refer to U.N. headquarters.

    I regret that none of you got the reference.
  22. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Even then, your statement made little to no sense. Perhaps you should elaborate.
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pfft! They're new in the neighborhood, relatively speaking. Oh, and what gul said. Though, really, it's not difficult to decode Dayton Hates Anyone Who Doesn't Look and Talk Like Him.
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  24. Dayton Kitchens

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    Why are you claiming that "prefers one type of people" infers "hatred of other types of people".
  25. Rimjob Bob

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    You'll have to excuse us for not tuning in regularly. But why would they associate a beach in Hawaii, or even a generic bay with turtles, with UN headquarters? I don't see the angle.
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  26. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Because you're Dayton? And your intense bigotry is well known on here.
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  27. Dayton Kitchens

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    Balderwash. I've never shown any noticeable racial animus
  28. Captain X

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    I kind of wanted to replace the music in the ad with this song:



    :ramen:
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  29. Volpone

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    In a nutshell, gul is embarrassed to be American because not enough of his fellow Americans are embarrassed to be American.
  30. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Not even trying these days Volpone? Do try to keep up. I'm bothered that so many Americans hate what it means to be American. Do you hate America like the Coke bashers?

    As for that, the reference is to the name of the neighborhood in New York where the UN is located. It was called that before the UN, even before buildings were there, and I suspect for similar reasons for Hawaii's turtle bay. Either shaped like a turtle, or a good place to catch them.
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