Catfishing Conman trying to be my brother in law

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  1. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Time to involve the authorities I'm afraid.
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  2. Skrain Dukat

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    Looks that way. It stopped being funny and mysterious. Now I'm worried for my family's safety.
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    This.
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    My cousin used to keep his Ak on the back seat of his 83 Accord. :lol:
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    okay I just thought about this: does he have a "manifesto" of any sort? :chris:
  7. Skrain Dukat

    Skrain Dukat Banned

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    I emailed the guy at the dept of public safety and got these replies

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    So as I'm piecing this together his job was protecting the pipeline they're constructing between South Dakota and Iowa not exactly hunting El Chapo and defending the world like an Avenger

    But now my sister-in-law refuses to call anybody because she's convinced that he has her phone bugged he has her in a constant state of fear and paranoia that she won't listen to anyone rationally
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    yeah, that South Dakota/Iowa pipeline is a well documented area of international intrigue and espionage. A lot of black ops/James Bond shit going on in that place. :calli: This guy sounds incredibly entertaining if you saw him in a dark comedy.....played out in real life, not so much. :brood:
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  10. Skrain Dukat

    Skrain Dukat Banned

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    Ok, if i'm found dead with a gun in my hand, know that it WASN'T suicide. I emailed the company that had contracted him:

    Good evening, a few months ago my wife’s little sister met a man online that says he is a private security contractor. He lavished her with presents and gave her handfuls of cash. He seemed very suspicious when I met him. He couldn't make eye contact, and couldn't even give specifics, such as his home town and general personal info, etc...



    I became concerned and contacted the Iowa Department of Public safety and based on his name, DOB and physical description they indicated he was contracted with your company.



    His name is >REDACTED BY MOD<, approximately 6.0ft 250lbs, red hair, beard.



    Some of the information I got that raised my suspicions:



    *He’s told her that if he ever calls her and tells her to get out of town, to just start driving and wait to be contacted.





    *A guy on his team was able to pull all of her financial information and knows her banking information along with her personal info , ssn etc…



    SWAT Instructor



    Private Security Contractor for DOD and homeland Security



    Private Security for Psizer CEO



    Worked on Flavor of Love on VH1 He was bragging about having to get Flavor Flav on a plane, but Flav was too high on crack and surrounded by hookers.



    Handwriting analyst



    Trains police dogs



    Teaches high speed pursuit



    Has an 8,000 dollar per month apartment in Papa new guinea where he works security of a goldmine.





    All of this culminated this past weekend when he and my sister in law came to my in-laws house for dinner. He would not come out in the yard because he told her there is a Hitman after him but it's okay because he's got some of his guys securing the perimeter and they are all in position to intercept the Hitman should he try and murder the boyfriend and all of us. He said that his team is always within two minutes of both of them.



    He became flustered with all of the questions my wife and other sister were asking him and he spun this tale of the sister in law cheating on him and all of the horrible things she had done and not to tell her he told. But it turns out these were lies. He left town Tuesday. He told my wife he was in Illinois and my Sister in law that he's being pursued in St Louis by someone who has a contract out on him and is shooting at him. He's switched to a burner phone. But we know he is heavily armed, he had a very expensive rifle in the back of his truck, without any protective case or trigger lock. We're not sure where he is now and he was texting my wife that "she made things worse"



    At this point my Sister in Law is very worried, she's convinced he has her phone tapped. He told her that he spent a thousand dollars and broke into her phone and obtained all of her social media information along with her texts, videos and emails.



    We are all very concerned and have very little to go on. Our last bit of knowledge is that he is going to Papua New Guinea for the next 45 days.



    My contact at DPS informed me that he received an email this morning from your company that he was no longer employed with you.



    My biggest concern is that my family is in some sort of danger. my sister in law lives alone with her two-year-old daughter, and I'm gravely concerned about what to do. The information above is all I have to go on, and now that we fear for our safety we don't know how far to push this. We don't want to dig so deep he retaliates against us, but we also want to be sure we are not in any sort of danger or is all of this an elaborate ruse that has me paranoid?
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    FYI, we decided that even though this bald fuckhead isn't a member here that we weren't going to put his personal info out there.

    I edited your post.
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  12. Skrain Dukat

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    Understood, i really dont know who's a mod and who's not. He was so polite about giving permission lol
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    wow....a guy like this might think the jig is up and try to do something desperate. Well all I can tell you is try to stay on top of it, and keep any and all authorities in the loop.
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    This just gets worse and worse by the minute. Good luck with this guy @Skrain Dukat.
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    he's gone...

    He left the state, his job ended and he's home wherever that is.

    he keeps texting saying he's dehyrdated and has been in the hospital since 04/24 for de hydration.

    ontop of those texts he keeps slut shaming her and calling all sorts of vile and disgusting things just randomly through the day.

    she's finaly called it quits with the imbecile and i can breath a sigh of relief.


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    Does she not have a good enough phone that she can block his number?
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    No she's trash.
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    he's got the dehydration? Only one man can save him now!

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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I'm surprised that it is and shocked it didn't get nasty.
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    I'd like to thank everyone for that. It's been a really weird, frustrating and scary few months. I'm so glad my niece won't have to grow up with this nutjob

    Thank you all.
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    Is your niece hot? How often do you bang her?
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    Look at it this way: While you may rightfully deserve mocking and ridicule, we're not gonna rake you over the coals for shit that you didn't bring on yourself and/or can't control. In other words, we're not gonna let some schmuck beat you down and make your (or your family's) life hell... 'cause you're one of us and that's our job, dammit.

    Now excuse me, I have to go take a shower then ban Packard for having to write that.

    Also, your shoes are still gay.
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    Great it worked out for her, but tell her don't let her guard down! :nono: Once a crazy threat always a crazy threat.....the guy might try to resurface in some capacity at some point in the future.
    Not to scare you, just speaking from experience.

    No, I don't do security work in exotic places or hang out with rappers so don't get cute folks! :brood:
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    Unless it's all an elaborate troll. :unsure:
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    I couldn't make up this stuff. I can't delve into that level of crazy.
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    That ain't the attitude that made America great.
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    God fucking damn it. Look who's back! he showed up last week and apologized for being mean. her divorce mediation was the next day and she gave the ex husband EVERYTHING. shared custody of the kid, the house, the four wheelers, EVERYTHING, she walked away from it all because the sugar daddy will just replace it.

    The divorce attorney said there's something wrong with her mentally and she needs counseling.

    I laid it out this weekend with my wife and mother in law. This creep is not allowed around my children, so if she marries him, good for her, but I don't want to hear a peep out of them come christmas and holidays when i don't allow the kids up there.


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