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  1. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I visited the Clinton Presidential Library.
  2. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    That's an odd place to have anal sex with a man, but whatever floats your boat. :shrug:
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  3. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Seems more appropriate to get a blowjob from a young woman.
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  4. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    That would send Dayton straight to hell.
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  5. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    That also seems appropriate. :bergman:
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  6. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    There's no wrong place for that.
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  7. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Another gem.....
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  8. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Given his previous comments on life insurance, his family isn't his responsibility either. :bailey:
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  9. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    Or saving them from ISIS.
  10. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Someone should include his quote about how he likes to drive slow in the fast lane and claiming that the fast lane isn't for passing.

    That is right up there with him saying people shouldn't get mad because he scratches and dings their cars.
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  11. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Go for it.
  12. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I don't drive slow in the fast lane. I drive the maximum legal limit.

    And yes, I've scratched the occasional car. Mine has been scratched occasionally even when they were brand new.

    I didn't get all upset over it. Neither should anyone else.
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  13. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    What type of car do you drive, man? I know I would go ape shit and file an insurance claim against someone if they dinged my fine piece of German engineering.
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  14. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Anyway, you still need to move right and stop blocking the fast lane, coach. Seriously, it is embarrassing to have to explain something so fundamental to a grown man.
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  15. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Pratmobile most probably.
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  16. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    If there are no cars behind me closing then I don't feel a need to.
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    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    I figure getting my door dinged occasionally is just part of living in society. You go places where there are other people, occasionally it's going to happen.
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  18. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I admit to deliberately parking in the back of the lot just because there are more open spaces and it is less likely one of the fat fucks or their bastard spawn will ding my car. It also helps to get a bit of walking in.
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  19. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Speed limits exist for a reason but common sense means speed limit equals what is safe for that road. Dunno what it's like in AK, but anyone going the speed limit around here is gonna end up dead, and that includes those sticking to the right lanes, as they're supposed to.
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    You drive a Benz or BMW? :unsure:
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    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Are you guys still fucking with Dayton? Some things never change.
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  22. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    No u

    And welcome back, ya mug! :mrsa:
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    enlisted person Black Swan

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    How have you been you smart and beautiful young woman. Still a swabby? I won't be back long , I am just taking a pretty easy class right now.
  24. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Opel.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opel#1970.E2.80.93present
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    enlisted person Black Swan

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    I think speed limits create more accidents than they prevent. Speed limit is 70 and everyone is cruising along and then it goes to 55 and becomes bumper to bumper and raise the chance of an accident by a large amount. Also it gives people an excuse to block the left lane that should be for passing.
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  26. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Separated last month. Got hired at a car dealership the same day. :techman:
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  27. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    BMW.
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    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Do you have the gift of gab?
  29. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    She is an amazing person. Met her when she was in my 'hood recently - I hope more of you can have the privilege! :cool:
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  30. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Which speaking of, when will we meet up @Dinner ? We live across town from one another and I work right off the 163/ CA 52 area. We've probably crossed paths for all I know :lol:

    Plus, if @garamet could meet us about halfway in Irvine, it'd be a good excuse to get some Cocos Ichibanya curry. I miss it in Japan and with more of my military friends leaving the area here soon I don't have much reason to make the trip...especially when I don't have weekends off.
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