Facial Hair

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  1. Patch

    Patch Version 2.7

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    How do you groom your facial hair? Mutton chops? Soul Patch? Pornstache?

    Personally, I'm trying out the full beard look. So far it itches like crazy and all I want to do is shave, but the better half actually likes it. :wtf:
  2. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Clean shaven, I can't live with anything else :)
  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I shave twice a week or so. If I grew a beard, it would be mostly grey I would imagine.
  4. Summerteeth

    Summerteeth Quinquennial Visitation

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    A big curly ringmaster 'tache.
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  5. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    More women should wear mustaches, if only in response to the emo-eyeliner crowd.

    I let it grow until I can grip it with a couple of fingers, then shave it off.
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  6. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    I've been keeping it clean cut, but sometimes I let it grow out.

    I used to always wear a goatee.
  7. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    I can't really grow much of a 'stache--it always ends up looking cheesy. Despite that, I've tried a beard once, and a goatee several times. Currently I just keep a couple days of stubble on my chin and only shave 2x week, mostly. I like to 'stache & goatee look on me, but can't grow it decent enough to keep it.
  8. Patch

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    I used to keep just a vertical bar on my chin when I was youger, then I added sideburns to the jawline. After a while I let all the hair on the knob of my chin grow along with the sideburns. Then I started doing the jaw-beard; a thick line of hair coming down from my sideburns around my jaw line and let the goatee part grow in. Had mutton-chops and a goatee for a while. Now I'm trying out the full beard.

    I've always wanted to do something sculpted like the evil guy on (nu)Wild Wild West.
  9. brudder1967

    brudder1967 this is who we are

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    I shave every other day unless it's the weekend.
  10. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    My beard is about 2-3 inches long.
  11. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Unkempt, uneven goatee, shaved off about once a year to clear out any wildlife.
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    Its itchy cuz you need to wash your face.
  13. Patch

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    Should I use normal face wash or actually shampoo/condition? I used to condition the goatee once a week.
  14. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    That was me 11 days after the hurricane. I decided to grow a hurricane beard. I've since shaved it, the itching bothered me at first but I got used to it after about a week. I just got tired of having a beard. :shrug:
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  15. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    That's my usual pattern, works out to about three times a week. It is the grizzled look. In the past I have done a variety of beard types:

    • goatee with short sideburns
    • goatee with long sideburns (to the jaw line)
    • goatee with connecting sideburns (ie a slim beard line between the burns and the goat)
    • full beard, nicely trimmed
    • proto-zz top beard
    The thing with beards, is I like them, but I can't go the Uncle Albert route, so they end up requiring a lot more time and effort than shaving.
  16. enlisted person

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    I usually shave, but never the upper lip. It just gets inflamed and stays that way until I let it grow out. I grow a bear at times, right now its been 2 days since shaving and I look rough.
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    Moustache and goatee.

    I shave just about every day.
  18. Captain J

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    Short beard but well trimmed off the cheeks and neck. Had it for over 20 years now.
  19. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    During the spring and summer, I'm totally bald with only my eyebrows and goatee on my head. I shave every day (sans weekends) around it and once a week I run over the goatee with the 3/16" (No. 1 1/2) guard on my trimmers.

    During the autumn and winter I let the hair on the top of my head grow out to 3/16" and I grow my sideburns down and connect the sideburns and goatee with a thin line. The sideburns and goatee are 3/16" long and maybe 3/8-1/2" wide.
  20. Azure

    Azure I could kick your ass

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    Pictures would be cool, eh.
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    From a couple of years ago.

    The goatee probably has more gray in it now.
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  22. IndigoTiger

    IndigoTiger Violently Happy

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    personally...as a female, I am highly attracted to gottees with sideburns...that whole wolverine thing goin on.

    My boyfriend has a gottee...he pretty much HAS to have a gottee cause he looks like a 12 year old without it....no joke...


    Some pics for examples...

    with gottee:


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    without gottee:

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    (granted, this pic was taken about a year and a half before the first one....it's still a very shocking difference and he doesnt look much different at all when he shaves it off.)
  23. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I stay clean-shaven during the week. Weekends I give my skin a break, and that allows me to see how much gray there is in my beard. So no beard for me! :calli:

    The current popularity of goatees strikes me as almost laughably trendy. Every other joker I see is sporting one. And you guys who shave your heads but grow a beard . . . what the heck is that about? You look like your head is on upside down! :ramen: