Federal Farmer's Greatest Hits: The Wordforge Files

Fine, “if I were in high school, I’d totally try to hit that.” But according to you I am in high school so it’s not inappropriate. You can’t have it both ways.

Ah yes, the tried and true libertarian rally cry: "technically it's not pedophilia, it's ephebophilia."

Damn. You beat me by one freakin minute!

nuh-uh... you don't get to walk this back, even as unconvincingly as that.

and frankly once you get to being in your 50s like me, you might even understand why anybody under 30 may as well be 12.

You both forgot "what if the child consents tho"

Children can’t consent.

Mods, I demand FF's account be locked as he could not legally consent to the WF terms of service.

I demand you eat a dick.

Gargle my taint, child molester.

Bye. Enjoy your time out.

LOL, you a mod now?

If you've got me on ignore, what fucking difference does that make? You ignore anything that doesn't confirm your own sad little worldview anyway.

The grooming was coming from inside FF the whole time!!!

Every person who’s thought about killing their boss is automatically a murder because that’s how that works. Fuck off.

So you've thought about having sex with children? What?

There is something I tell my children when they start to spiral:

Take deep breaths.
Count to ten.
Think about the first step to getting out of a hole*.


*You should already know this but by your behavior apparently not: The first step to getting out of a hole IS TO STOP DIGGING!

Seriously, for your own good SHUT THE FUCK UP BILLY!

Better to stay silent and thought a pedo than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

goddamit... beat me by seconds to that metaphor.

Wait, wait, wait.

What if Billy thinks it is normal to fantasize about sixteen year olds because HE IS SIXTEEN!?!?

then we won't have to report him to whatever authorities?

What do acne and Federal Farmer have in common?

They both start coming on your face when you’re about 14

The thought police.

Oh my god.

Look, I think most men have had the experience of seeing someone from behind, having a "damn" reaction, then seeing her face, realizing she's obviously in high school, and going "whoops!"

But for fuck's sake, stop digging.

Why do you limit it to men, though? You don’t think just about everyone does that? Because IME, everyone has a moment like that.

no dude... you don't get to gaslight your way out of this one... this is you being outright creepy in a probable cause sort of way.

Exactly. That's why I said you're a liar if you hadn't. That makes me a pedophile, apparently. Raid my apartment and find nothing and I'll happily take the cops to court.

You are so fucking lucky that your family connections got you out of your legal troubles as a teenager, because with the defense's strategies in this thread you likely would have otherwise ended persuading the judge you deserved the chair for a littering offense.

last time, she turned out to be 27, not 17...

still kinda ick (I was 51 at the time).

I dunno.. maybe it's because from the local girl watching spot, we have long sight lines so it just doesn't happen as we see them coming long before going?

Often or not, it happens to people of all orientations. The issue is how one responds to a particular incident.

My wife always gives me shit about all the attractive reporters I work with but I don't have any interest in any of them because, compared to me, they're children. Nearly all of them are younger than my youngest kid.

Kid, I want you to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W ... NOW KID!