Federal Farmer's Greatest Hits: The Wordforge Files

45 was a while back for me. I'm guessing at least a 17 year gap-with compliments to her skin care process.

It's not great pay for living in Toronto, but livable enough/average with some basic benefits. We're unionized.

There're a lot of nice century old walk ups in that neighbourhood that are affordable with a partner/roomie of similar income. Right now I cover my (controlled) rent in a week.

Whatever you do

Don’t fart

No, no, no. You're gonna fart. It's inevitable. Own it. Fart early and fart often.

But if she queefs, GTFO.

I don't know what you are going to do on the fart issue, but do not take advice from Tons of lube or Thoughts and prayers.

Actually, I am going with fart. If you fart and she giggles she is a winner. If you fart and she acts like a bitch then you avoided that bullet. If you fart and she doesn't notice, did you actually fart?

So by saying someone is eating horsey paste, when they were, you were denying tyhem their first amendment rights.

That's a keeper.

you must know John Tard!

So here is a new one from @Steal Your Face

After years of denying it little lord drinks a lot finally admits he is a Trump voter.

The search AI now autofills this fucking thread title out for me. It just knows.

Anyway, in response to a thread where illegals are said to have second amendment rights in the US the boy replied.